We can hardly remember a time before the parsnip and getting mortal existed. But there really was a time.

So what would Americans who've never watched Geordie Shorebefore think of the Newcastle reality series?

Buzzfeed decided to find out- and let's jusy sayit's given us a whole new appreciation for Gaz, Charlotte and the gang.

Here are some of the most amazing quotes from the video:

"A Geordie? Is that like a derogatory name for them?"

"I'm thankful for the subtitles."

"I didn't understand a word of that."

"Can we just backtrack and talk about how we just saw a d*ck, like on TV? I don't think you could get away with that here."

"We don't get balls. We don't even get boobs here."

"This makes Jersey Shore look scripted."

"She said willy in a serious sentence."

"Charlotte was just drinking a bottle of wine with a straw. So that's cool."

"I'm learning colourful new insults."

And our personal favourite:

"Do you think the Queen of England likes this show?"

Geordie Shore forever...