Marnie Simpson Says She’ll Never Ever Wear Knickers And Merry Christmas To All

‘Tis the season to spread love and joy and Marnie Simpson is basically being our very own Santa and gifting us a reet ol’ treat pet.

Marns joined fellow Geordie Shore lasses Chloe Ferry and Sophie Kasaei to decide on some resolutions for the rest of the Geordie family including Holly Gahan, Scotty T, Gaz Beadle and the rest.

But it was Marnsworth who has given us the biggest present of all – the gift of making it legit to go commando whenever we feel like it. So go forth and feel the December breeze dear friends.

WATCH MARNIE SPREAD THE CHRISTMAS JOY BELOW…

So this got us to thinking, wouldn’t a 100% authentic Geordie Shore Christmas just be the actual dream? Picture it; you wake up hungover after getting mortal on Christmas Eve, stumble downstairs to open gifts filled of kebab vouchers, an*l bleaching kits and spare sheets for the sh*g pad.

Cut to dinner where you and your family get mortal once more while eating, not the traditional turkey, but a GIANT chicken nugget with all the trimmings. And when we say trimmings we mean Jager bombs and vodka shots. Then it’s on to a festive themed night at Tup Tup where you’ve got a VIP section to hunt out all the worldies to try and sneak out of your house on Boxing Day.

Brb off to try and convince our actual biological fam to do this.

Update: They weren't keen. 

The brand new series of Geordie Shore starts 9 January at 10pm only on MTV!