Our Marnie Simpson is a straightforward kinda lass, so it's no surprise that she didn't have any problem with spilling the beans about all her first times to us.

"First time doing what?" we hear you ask. Well, lots of things - but mainly boys and tashin' on and stuff.

On the subject of her first crush, Marnie told us: "The first person I ever fancied ever was Zack Morris off Saved By The Bell, he was so fit."

Ah yes, we remember those days.

And when it came to her first kiss, she was a REALLY early starter.

"It was that long ago I can't remember," she confessed. "I think I was about nine."

Nine? We were still playing doctors and nurses (no funny business) at that age!

Asked about her first embarrassing moment in public, Marnie talked about this one time she had too much champagne - but not in a mortal kind of way.

"I once took a hosting job when I was 16 and I fell over in front of everyone carrying all the Champagne bottles," she said.

"And I ran out. That was pretty embarrassing."

That wasn't all she got up to when she was 16 either - as she revealed when asked about the first time she had sex.

"I think I was 16," she said. "And it wasn't as adventurous as other people's, it was just in a bed. I'm a bit boring like that."

We have to admit we're quite surprised about that! Perhaps we expected something naughtier from the Geordie Shore lass.

Despite admitting that she doesn't remember the first time she fell in love, she did have an interesting answer for the first time she had her heart broken.

"I've never had me heart broken," she insisted.

We wonder what herex-fiancé Ricky Rayment will make of that. Ouch.

'Brand newGeordie Shore continues tonight at 10pm on MTV.'