Meet Geordie Shore's Charlotte Letitia

Diva Jay is rarely pictured with his top on, but who can blame him with a body as buff as his? ‘Whoever’ & ‘whenever’ is his mantra in life.

Describing herself as the most real ‘fake’ person you’ll ever come across, Holly often rounds off the night by getting into a scrap.

His quest in life is to pull as many girls as possible and in his own words: ‘why not go out and get pissed, get naked and have fun!’

She is a tomboy at heart but has no problem dancing on tables or flashing her boobs- basically anything goes for this pint sized bundle of fun

She likes shopping or going to the gym, which are the only two activities in her world that don’t involve alcohol.

She says ‘girls call me a slut, ex-boyfriends call me a psycho and my Mum calls me an idiot.’

Newcastle to Greg is like one big fishbowl and he equates himself to a shark out on patrol.

He has a manhood that’s the size of a TV remote control (he even has photographic evidence) and being “mint” in bed… or so he says!