Meet Geordie Shore's Jay
Jay Gardner, one of the stars of MTV's forthcoming new series Geordie Shore, is the party machine who hits the town every night of the week and who prides himself on having a different girl at his beck and call on speed dial.
Speaking exclusively to MTV.CO.UK, Jay took us through his top toon tips for looking good, feeling great and pulling the 'birds', saying:
"Me pals would probably describe me as a fanny rat.
"If you wanna be looking good you’ve gotta hit the gym. Massive one for me is sun bed, you gotta get waxed, get the eyebrows done, you take the right supplements, I’m talking about glucosamine… zinc for your skin and your immune system so you feel on top of the world, and you obviously gotta be going out talking to birds, you gotta be enjoying your life.
"If you’re talking to birds, you’re looking good, it’s giving you confidence, you’ve gotta have the right clobber on, clothes, ironed, looking perfect - if you like that, you’ve gotta have the right car as well.
"If you’ve got all that, you’re doing it right, feeling good!"
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There’ll be tears, tantrums, drama and outrageous behaviour by the bucket-load… and that’s just from the boys!
Check out the cast below, and make a big fat note in your diaries for when Geordie Shore hits your screens:
Tuesdays @ 10pm, starting 24 May - only on MTV.
Geordie Shore | Cast
Diva Jay is rarely pictured with his top on, but who can blame him with a body as buff as his? ‘Whoever’ & ‘whenever’ is his mantra in life.
Describing herself as the most real ‘fake’ person you’ll ever come across, Holly often rounds off the night by getting into a scrap.
His quest in life is to pull as many girls as possible and in his own words: ‘why not go out and get pissed, get naked and have fun!’
She is a tomboy at heart but has no problem dancing on tables or flashing her boobs- basically anything goes for this pint sized bundle of fun
She likes shopping or going to the gym, which are the only two activities in her world that don’t involve alcohol.
She says ‘girls call me a slut, ex-boyfriends call me a psycho and my Mum calls me an idiot.’
Newcastle to Greg is like one big fishbowl and he equates himself to a shark out on patrol.
He has a manhood that’s the size of a TV remote control (he even has photographic evidence) and being “mint” in bed… or so he says!
