Six Reasons To Watch The First 13 Minutes of Geordie Shore Episode 1
Be the first to watch our EXCLUSIVE peek at brand new Geordie Shore.
The Geordies are back!
They'll actually be back next week, like. On Tuesday 22nd July at 10pm.
But for those of you who just can't wait to see what Charlotte, Gaz, Vicky, Holly and James have been up to, we've got a reet proper treat.
It's the first 13 minutes of episode one!
That's 13 whole minutes of mint mortal madness. Here's why you need to see it NOW…
1. Holly's New Party Trick
Holly's sassy now. Which is halfway between a slut and classy, in case you were wondering. She's also turned to the dark side and gone brunette (which we're LOVING) and taught herself a new party trick - it has to be seen to be believed.
2. Three's A Crowd
When it comes to creating tension, we know exactly what we're doing - which is why we threw three former lovers into the house with each other first. Awkward is one way of describing it...
3. Marnie's Promise
"If the only way of getting along with the girls is staying away from the boys, then that's just what I'll have to do," says Marnie. Place your bets now on how long that promise will last…
4. James' Surprise
James is normally the nice quiet one of the bunch, but this season he's decided to have a bit of fun with his housemates. Take our advice and watch Holly's face when he drops a massive bombshell… it's what gifs were made for.
5. Holly's Hilarious
Scotty-T and Charlotte are normally the Geordies we turn to when we're in need of classic banter, but this season, Holly's out to steal their crown. Almost every word that comes out of her mouth is pure comedy gold.
6. Introducing Aaron
Those of you who got excited by our canny new lad Aaron will finally get to meet him properly - and he's no stranger to the Geordies. Trust us when we tell you he gets off to a cracking start.
C'mon. How could you resist? Just hit play. You know you want to…
Don't miss Season 8 of Geordie Shore - Tuesday 22nd July at 10pm, only on MTV.