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The 13 Most WTF Quotes From Geordie Shore In Greece Episode #3

Those lads and lasses certainly have a way with words...

You know the drill by now, every episode of Geordie Shore leads to mortal mayhem, rows, rudeness and some mint one-liners.

So here's our selection of the most bizarre, hilarious and downright mental quotes from this week's episode. It's another corker!

Scott on Chloe pulling a Bart Simpson lookalike:

"She needs to be careful in case the f***er eats her shorts."

Chloe after tashing on with two lads:

"I've just experienced me first three-way kiss - I'm now not a legend, I've moved up to a lord."

Charlotte on the saucy night out:

"I'm lookin' over, Chloe's gettin' spit-roasted, Scott's doin' sit-ups with his girl and Aaron - he looks like he's in the Grand National for god's sake. Is that a girl or is it a jockey?"

Aaron talking about the villa's pet pooch:

"F**k off dog, I'm tryin' to have a shag."

Scott as the lads try their togas on:

"Kyle is telling us that him and Holly have sorted out all their problems. Well mate I've got problems of myown - me dick is hanging out the bottom of me toga."

Aaron on Kyle's booze-free night:

"If you can't drink with your bird, what's the point in having one?"

Scott on Gaz who is snoring while he's trying to have sexytime with Chloe:

"Gaz shut up man!I'm trying to get f**king Van Goghed over here mate."

Holly on hearing Scott and Chloe going at it:

"Me and Kyle are in the kitchen and it sounds as though Scott is strangling an ostrich in his bedroom."

Chloe at bedtime:

"I've had a mint night, I've necked on with two lads and I've been finger-puppeted by Scott.Now come 'ere and give us a snuggle."

Charlotte after hitting Gary with an octopus:

"I've never seen Gary so scared of a slimy pink thing. It's usually right up his street."

Scott after tashing on with another girl:

"The first bird I've pulled is Whitney. She's got an arse like two grapefruits in a sock and I'm gonna put my face right in the middle of it."

Marnie after Chloe knocks herself out while trying to make Scott jealous:

"What the f**k has this night turned into? Chloe's lucky to be alive and Charlotte's wearing a bastard sling!"

Charlotte as the lassesnurse their wounds:

"Chloe's head is more important than my arm. The head is where the brain is."

Scott after a shag pad standoff with Aaron:

"Aaron might be a bit touchy 'cos I've just disturbed his w**k, but there's nae need to kick over the clotheshorse."

'For more LOLs don''t miss brand newGeordie Shore next Tuesday at 10pm on MTV. '

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