The 13 Most WTF Quotes From Geordie Shore In Greece Episode #3
Those lads and lasses certainly have a way with words...
You know the drill by now, every episode of Geordie Shore leads to mortal mayhem, rows, rudeness and some mint one-liners.
So here's our selection of the most bizarre, hilarious and downright mental quotes from this week's episode. It's another corker!
Scott on Chloe pulling a Bart Simpson lookalike:
"She needs to be careful in case the f***er eats her shorts."
Chloe after tashing on with two lads:
"I've just experienced me first three-way kiss - I'm now not a legend, I've moved up to a lord."
Charlotte on the saucy night out:
"I'm lookin' over, Chloe's gettin' spit-roasted, Scott's doin' sit-ups with his girl and Aaron - he looks like he's in the Grand National for god's sake. Is that a girl or is it a jockey?"
Aaron talking about the villa's pet pooch:
"F**k off dog, I'm tryin' to have a shag."
Scott as the lads try their togas on:
"Kyle is telling us that him and Holly have sorted out all their problems. Well mate I've got problems of my own - me dick is hanging out the bottom of me toga."
Aaron on Kyle's booze-free night:
"If you can't drink with your bird, what's the point in having one?"
Scott on Gaz who is snoring while he's trying to have sexytime with Chloe:
"Gaz shut up man! I'm trying to get f**king Van Goghed over here mate."
Holly on hearing Scott and Chloe going at it:
"Me and Kyle are in the kitchen and it sounds as though Scott is strangling an ostrich in his bedroom."
Chloe at bedtime:
"I've had a mint night, I've necked on with two lads and I've been finger-puppeted by Scott. Now come 'ere and give us a snuggle."
Charlotte after hitting Gary with an octopus:
"I've never seen Gary so scared of a slimy pink thing. It's usually right up his street."
Scott after tashing on with another girl:
"The first bird I've pulled is Whitney. She's got an arse like two grapefruits in a sock and I'm gonna put my face right in the middle of it."
Marnie after Chloe knocks herself out while trying to make Scott jealous:
"What the f**k has this night turned into? Chloe's lucky to be alive and Charlotte's wearing a bastard sling!"
Charlotte as the lasses nurse their wounds:
"Chloe's head is more important than my arm. The head is where the brain is."
Scott after a shag pad standoff with Aaron:
"Aaron might be a bit touchy 'cos I've just disturbed his w**k, but there's nae need to kick over the clotheshorse."
For more LOLs don''t miss brand new Geordie Shore next Tuesday at 10pm on MTV.