Zahida Allen Reveals Grim Grudge With Eve Shannon: "She Blowdried A Fart In My Mouth"
While the Geordie Shore lot were never going to prioritise cleaning up over tashing on, it still comes as a surprise to hear that fart fumes and literal human shit invade every corner of the house.
Or does it? We guess it's up for debate, tbh.
Opening up about the worst thing that's ever happened to her in the building, Zahida Allen revealed that she was once forced to breathe in a particularly toxic fart that Eve Shannon let rip.
Telling Daily Star Online about the true horrors of the situation, she said: "I held a grudge against Eve [Shannon] because she blow-dried a fart into my mouth. I ran out the room in tears."
Nathan Henry then chimed in with another gross side-effect of the house: "Loads of the lads had pink eye, they've all got everything. Because everyone just farts and s**** everywhere."
Worse still, pinching each other's clothes is considered fair game: "You can go on a massive shopping spree and buy loads of expensive clothes. But the second you take that item of clothing into the house it's yours and everyone else's. I deliberately hide my stuff everywhere."
Sounds like it'd be the least of our worries, Nath.
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