The Geordie Shore Lasses' 'Banging' Camper Van
The girls look on the bright side of their not-so-mint transportation...
You could forgive Gaz and James for having a laugh at the Geordie girls' expense when they turned up at their new Australian home in a camper van.
MTV can confirm that this was not your typical Geordie lass motor, what with its distinct lack of bling and no obvious sign of fake tan on the upholstery.
The lads however, outdid the girls once again, striking it lucky with a proper mint ride, a silver Mercedes convertible, to get around Sydney where the group are situated for the latest series of their hit reality show.
In light of their position, it was down to Holly to brighten the mood for the girls, pointing out the advantages of this "heffer of a van" saying, "There's a bed, you can b**g in there."
So, it only begs the question, who will be the first to christen the camper van? With the resident 'sh*g pad' usually hogged by the boys and a newly-single Vicky on the market, could she be the first to get in there?
Even though the van wouldn't win any beauty contests, it could always serve as a hiding place to avoid the group's new boss, Steve 'The Shearer'.
After all, it's pretty obvious that work isn't the main thing on the gang's mind during the trip, and that partying, gettin' mortal and tashin' on are the only orders of the day.
Gaz was more than happy to lead the work boycott, announcing to the rest of the crew:
"If he's (Steve) gonna give it the big 'un and tell us what to do, then quite frankly, I couldn't give a f**k."
So it's probably safe to assume that the camper van is not the only thing that The Geordies are looking to ditch in Sydney. Steve, watch out mate, these lot are totally bonza!
Keep up with the Geordies on their latest escapades Down Under, every Tuesday at 10pm - only on MTV!