The Geordie Shore Love Lives 2017: A Year in Review
Sit down, grab a vodka, this may take a while...
2017 has been a rough old years for both us and the world of celebrities. But in a time of darkness and sorrow the Geordie Shore gang have helped lift our spirits with their tulmultuous and at times mortal, love lives.
So put your lashes on, settle down in the sh*g pad and remind yourself of all the passion and heartbreak on the Geordie year...
NOW CHECK OUT MARNIE SIMPSON AND CASEY JOHNSON'S CUTE AF MOMENTS...
Chloe was still pining for Marty for much of 2017 but Ex On The Beach viewers saw her try to make a second go of things with her ex-boyfriend Sam Scott. Things hit a snag when he refused to have sex with her and she found comfort in the arms of Marty. When new lad Sam Gowland hit the Geordie scene, Chloe grabbed him for herself and now they look well loved-up.
At the start of 2017, Marns was in a relationship with TOWIE’s Lewis Bloor until it came out that he had cheated on her multiple occasions including Valentine’s Day. After she called it off, she tried to make it work with ex-Aaron Chalmers before meeting Casey Johnson while filming Single AF and now they’re totes in love and living together.
It turns out that Nath is our rock when it comes to all things romance as he’s been with his boyfriend Craig Richards THE WHOLE YEAR. Tbh, that’s practically unheard of. But we’re all over it.
2017 signalled the end of love as we know it when Sophie announced she had split from boyfriend of six years, Joel Corry. SNIFF. Now she’s a single pringle but we have a feeling it won’t be long before she’s snapped up.
The MMA fighter shocked us all when he started the year by dating TOWIE’s Lauren Pope. Which was branded by Marnie as ‘weird’ because he was her ex and Lauren was Lewis’ but after a month it was donezo. He went on to try and make things work with Marnie as they went back into the Geordie house but it wasn’t to be and he then met girlfriend model Talia Oatway.
Marty has been the only Geordie to stay fully single this year but that doesn’t mean we haven’t seen him hook up with a line of ladies. While starring on Ex On The Beach, he hooked up with Fatima Rull, Savannah Kemplay and got cosy with Chloe.
Do we ever know what’s going on with Scott? NOPE. Apart from the odd random bang on Geordie Shore, Scott started the year with his ex-girlfriend Francesca Toole before moving on to hook up with Geordie’s Zahida Allen, Sarah Goodhart AND Abbie Holborn. Creating quite the mess as you’d expect.
Despite Scott tashing on with her friends Zahida and Sarah, Abbie still held a flame for him when she came back to the house as a real family member. But the Geordie lad told her it was best to leave it as friends and she was back to getting on it and pulling lads.
Sam burst onto our screens in 2017 on Love Island and captured, not just our hearts, but Olivia Attwood’s as well. When she decided he was too young for her he swiftly moved on to wooing Montana Brown but the flame was blown out and he was kicked off the island. When a twist revealed he was to return he coupled up with TOWIE’s Georgia Harrison and they left the show an item. After a few months she hinted at him cheating on her and they called it quits. As he started filming with the Geordie Shore lot he fell for Chloe and we can all watch their love story unfold in January. Cuuuuute.
Gary put his lothario ways behind him this year and dropped the biggest Geordie bombshell on us ever; he’s is going to be a Dad. Apart from a brief split in May, Gaz and GF Emma McVey have taken the next step in their relationship and tbh we can’t wait to see a Geordie baby swigging milk from a vodka bottle.
Catch the brand new series of Geordie Shore on 9th January 2018 at 10pm!
Now take a gander at Marnie Simpson and Casey Johnson's cutest moments ever below...