The Geordies' Sex Secrets Revealed!
Sex Expert Annabelle Knight uncovers the saucy secrets behind the Geordie Shore cast's 'happy' faces...
After getting the gang to show us their… erm… happy faces for the orgasmically good Geordie Shore Season 8 promo, we wondered if there was more to it than just a bit of fun.
So we enlisted the help of Sex Expert Annabelle Knight, who carefully studied the cast's rapturous expressions and explained exactly what they revealed about the Geordies' personalities - both in and out of the bedroom!
But which lass did she describe as a "seductress"? Which lad has been nicknamed "Mr Loverman"? And can Annabelle answer the biggest question of them all - which Buck is best in bed? Read on to find out...
Vicky: The Siren
Vicky oozes confidence! She’s pulled her hair over the typically sexual body parts – shoulders, collarbone, nape of the neck, bringing all the attention to her face. Vicky knows she’s hot, and she doesn’t need to flaunt those other sexy body parts to prove it. Her eyes are fully closed, showing that Vicky likes to feel connected to her partner both physically and emotionally. She’s completely lost in the moment – by shutting her eyes and shutting out primary sense of sight Vicky is heightening her other senses. Keeping her hands out of her hair Vicky is freeing them up for … ahem… other activities. All in all Vicky is a firecracker in the bedroom – her confidence proves that when it comes to bedroom fun, Vicky knows exactly what she wants.
Gaz: The Lad
Gaz’s sex face is very expressive and a great window to the man behind it. His expression is open and honest, characteristics that he’ll take into the bedroom. Gaz shows his body off in a subtle way, tensing his shoulders. This understated confidence could mean that Gaz has a… erm… “hidden asset” that speaks much louder than bulging biceps ever could! With Gaz, what you see is what you get and instead of furrowing his eyebrows like most, he has them raised to focus attention on his eyes. His eyes are wide and he looks almost shocked that he can feel like this, probably a tactic employed to make a girl feel special. His expression is playful and humorous. Seeing himself as a bit of a comedian, Gary may well get all the girls by laughing them into bed.
Charlotte: The Wild Child
Charlotte is by far the easiest to read, with fantastic open body language. Just look at that incredible tousled mane! The fact that she’s tossing her hair and head back shows that she’s a sexual free spirit! Charlotte doesn’t care how she looks in the bedroom as long as she’s having a good time. Closed eyes and head tilted back indicate feelings of ecstasy. Charlotte is running her hands through her hair and this only adds strength to her wild child persona. Her bed head hairstyle reinforces the idea that Charlotte is up for anything and that she’d be a lot of fun, if not a bit of a handful, in the bedroom. She’s totally fearless between the sheets!
Aaron: The Power Player
Aaron’s orgasm face is a perfectly polished combination of confidence, charisma and charm. He’s hot and doesn’t he just know it! Aaron positions his hands behind his head, showcasing those perfectly sculpted biceps. His arms show that he could pick a girl up, spin her round and really show her a good time! His expression is intense and captivating, you can’t help but stare. His eyes are engaging but his mouth is open with a slight smile, showing that he doesn’t take himself too seriously. Aaron’s eye contact tells us that he’s an intense lover with a playful side. All in all, Aaron’s orgasm face shows him to be a passionate lover with plenty of energy in the sack – he’d probably keep you up all night.
Holly: The Quirky Come Lately
Holly’s face is so expressive but very carefully thought out. With her hands out of shot, leaving the hair neat and tidy, it appears that Holly is slightly concerned about how she looks in bed. Although on the other hand, her quirky orgasm face leads you to believe she’s very open. Holly may be guarded with her emotions but that certainly doesn’t mean the same applies when it comes to sex! Holly’s facial expression shows that she’s experimental and not afraid to try new things. The wide mouth, crossed eyes and furrowed brows shows us that Holly is tons of fun which will translate nicely between the sheets. The concentration in Holly’s expression tells us that Holly likes to remain in total control in the bedroom.
Scott: The Young Buck
Ah, the enthusiasm of youth! Scott is confident, cheeky and up for a laugh! His face is truly expressive – his eyes are scrunched shut, blocking out his sight and therefore heightening the senses and making everything else feel more intense. His mouth is open with his head positioned so his tongue is visible – this visual cue is linked directly to sexual acts, making you think immediately of kissing, licking and sucking! Scott is a walking advert for his sexual self with his neck and shoulders tensed and proudly displayed. There’s a very playful nature to his expression and his cheeky streak no doubt helps him go the extra mile with girls. For Scott, the thrill is the chase and the climax is the cherry on top!
Marnie: The Seductress
Everything about this simply screams confidence and sexual prowess – from the arching in her perfectly plucked eyebrows to the fingertips running through her hair. The crease in Marnie’s eyebrows suggested that she’s concentrating – although she’s in the moment, Marnie is also calculated in her actions. She’s a woman who knows what she wants and exactly how to get it! The fullness of Marnie’s lips in the blow job position shows that she’s assured and utterly confident with her sexual ability. Marnie tilts her head back, exposing the highly sexual nape of her neck. The lustrous swept back hair with her fingers running through tells us that Marnie’s not afraid to get down and dirty. Pulling off the Jessica Rabbit vibe to a tee, Marnie is a total seductress with bags of sex appeal.
Kyle: The Hunter
Full of fun, sincere and a touch sensual. Kyle seems a little self-aware, popping one of his shoulders up, creating a visual imbalance, which could be come across in the bedroom, making him slightly unsure of himself. However, he is facing the camera head on indicating that he’s totally confident in the looks department. Kyle’s wink shows a cheeky side to his personality although on the whole his expression is a lot more sedate and reserved than the rest, meaning he’s probably a bit quieter in the bedroom, preferring to focus on his partner. He’s the kind of guy who wants to make sure his girl is satisfied before ticking his own box. Get to the back of the queue, ladies!
James: Mr Loverman
James looks a bit confused but he’s clearly a guy who doesn’t have to try too hard with the ladies either in or out of the bedroom. James isn’t tensing or showing off in any way, indicating a quiet confidence in his abilities as a lover. James furrows his brow, showing that he’s thinking about what’s happening - being able to engage your brain to assess the situation during climax is a rare skill, allowing James to concentrate on his partner as well as his own pleasure. With an almost inverted smile, James shows he’s concerned for the other person. This concern isn’t a bad thing! It proves that he’s a considerate lover, always putting his lady first. James is showing himself to be far from selfish in bed – a quietly confident, serious lover.
Don't miss Season 8 of Geordie Shore - Tuesday 22nd July at 10pm, only on MTV.