The 9 Most WTF Quotes From Geordie Shore In Greece Episode 7
There's nudity, violence and strong language from the outset. And you wouldn't have it any other way!
It's been one of the most mental weeks in Geordie Shore history, with a massive bust-up and the shock departure of Kyle as Hylegate's meltdown finally reached a climax.
But that doesn't mean it was all doom and gloom for the gang!
The lads and lasses still managed to come up with some cracking one-liners that made us LOL and ROFL. Check out all our favourite quotes from episode 7 in Greece...
1. Scott on the starkers beach trip
"I'm sick of this f**king boat and me balls could do with a bit of sea breeze, so me and the squad are off to the beach."
2. Marnie's opinion on the same trip
"The last thing I wanna do feeling this hungover is see all their ballsacks."
3. Nathan on leading the lads into the sea
"I feel like a naked ringleader. I'm in the sea and all the boys are following. I enjoy this... a lot."
4. Charlotte's view on the naked beach banter
"I don't think it's the best idea that all the boys are slapping their c**ks around Nathan's head. Considering he's bisexual, he might just open his mouth and one might fall in. And then that would be pretty awkward."
5. Gaz got his claws out
"So we go to a bar called Slammers where you walk in, have a drink and get whacked over the head with something. That just sounds like a normal night out with the girls."
6. Chloe worried about losing her marbles
"I'm a bit nervous about being hit over the head. Last time I did that I lost me marbles, and to be honest I haven't got that much left to lose."
7. Charlotte got sarcastic after her row with Holly
"Sorry Holly. You are the only person who's ever liked a boy and they haven't liked you back."
8. Scott on the boys' bust-up
"I've brought this wicked bird back to have a good time and instead we might as well be watching f**king Mortal Kombat the way these are gannin' on."
9. Chloe on Holly's grief as Kyle leaves
"The way Holly's carrying on you'd think we were making him walk the plank. He's only gannin' back to Newcastle. F**king hell, calm down pet."
We actually can't wait for next week already.
What's next for Holly now that Kyle has left? Catch brand new Geordie Shore next Tuesday at 10pm on MTV.