Throwing It Back To Gaz Beadle And Vicky Pattison's Geordie Christmas Single: "A Parsnip In A Pear Tree."

Those norty Geordies have many talents: getting mortal, maintaining an orange glow even in the coldest months and never putting on any timber despite chugging all the kebabs and chicken nuggets after a radge night out... #JELZ. 

But who remembers way back in December 2014 when Newcastle's noisest neighbours unleashed a reet festive racket upon us. Who knew these radgies could sing? (Not us! The only noises we heard coming from their mouths came from under the shag-pad's duvet...) Oi Oi! 

'Tis the season to get mortal, so what better way to celebrate than with a cheeky throwback to their lol-tastic Christmas single: 'A Parsnip In  A Pear Tree.' HOWAY! 

WATCH THE GEORDIE'S CHRISTMAS CLASSIC 'A PARSNIP IN A PEAR TREE' BELOW:

It feels like only yesterday that we were watching the Geordie squad sing about "Kyle's hench guns", "Holly's Christmas puddings" and "Charlotte's gold ring." 

Be honest! Ya knae you've been whistling this Toon tune ever since it snuck down your earholes like Santa down a chimney... 

Those were the days! But how things have changed. Gaz has put his old Buck Squad behaviour behind him when he quit the Shore to become a dad with GF Emma McVey. Gooooarn lad!  

And watching Vicky a-sass-inate her old housemates is a distant memory when she too bid farewell to the Geordie house back in Series 9 (BUT.... don't miss Queen V's return to MTV in Ex On The Beach: Body SOS in January 2018.) BUZZIN'!

And now Christmas is well and truly upon us, what better excuse to get busy with this festive ditty all over again. Good times! 

Merry Christmas, ya canny radgies. KEEMON!

Don't forget to tune into brand new Geordie Shore, starting Tuesday 9th January - only on MTV!