Vicky Pattison Explains The Zero Geordies Policy For Her Wedding To John Noble

Rewind to 2011 and Vicky Pattison was the first ever girl to enter the Geordie Shore house, arriving in a flurry of silver sequins, backcombed hair extensions, biscuit-scented fake tan and angry snarls.

But a lot can happen in six years guys, and these days Vicky is almost unrecognisable with the Shore life left way behind her.

So far behind, in fact, that she won’t be inviting any of the the Geordie gang to her wedding later this year. So that’s kinda sad.

Chatting to Star magazine at the TV Choice Awards, Vicky was quizzed on the plans for her wedding to fiancé John Noble, and she revealed there’s basically a No Geordie Policy on the guestlist.

Explaining why her Shore house homies haven’t quite made the cut, Vicky said: “I haven’t spoken to the Geordie Shore lot for a long time, so it wouldn’t make sense having them there.”

Don't be too gutted though - one or two might get an RSVP in the post as Vicks added: "Saying that, some of them are John's friends."

When asked which celebs will be invited to the big day, Vicky spilled: “Only people we love. I’ve invited Stacey Soloman, Joe Swash, Elliot Wright and Sadie Stuart."

During her four years on Geordie Shore, Vicky became super close to Charlotte Crosby, Sophie Kasaei and Holly Hagan – and at one point the lasses were even set to be her bridesmaids for errr, well… Let’s not mention that, actually.

Since then she’s been busy taking the titles of jungle queen, Loose Woman, best selling author and fitness guru, so it kind of makes sense that the latest chapter of Vicky's life with John is a completely fresh start.

Haway pet, if we can't have pictures of Charlotte doing shots during the speeches and Gaz getting mortal with the Mother of the Bride, at least tell us there'll be kebabs on offer at the sit down meal?

Words by Lucy Wood

Now that you know the score with all of that, how about a chat with Sophie Kasaei as she ponders Gaz's Geordie future.