What If The Geordies Ran The Country?
It's a terrifying prospect, isn't it?
What with all this election business going on - and, of course, Charlotte Crosby's current bid for power - we couldn't help but wonder what might happen if the Geordies really did move in to 10 Downing Street.
From naked days to nationwide parties and polygamous marriages, Geordie Shore-style Great Britain would probably be a more fun place to live… but we're not sure the economy would survive.
"What would DEFINITELY happen, is national underwear day," says Gaz.
"I'd have parties f**king everywhere," adds Scotty-T, while Kyle wants to introduce seven-day weekends, replace tap water with tap protein shakes (refreshing!) and give every citizen a free gym membership.
As for the girls, Charlotte would work to remove fat content from tasty food and Marnie reckons national 'No Lying' day would be a mint idea. (She's wrong.)
Holly, meanwhile, would totally let the power go to her head.
"If I was Prime Minister for a day I would make everyone my slaves," she says. "Everyone would have to do everything for me and I wouldn't have to lift a finger."
She just lost our vote.
Geordie Shore returns to MTV on Tuesday 7th April at 10pm.