When Spooning Leads To (Guy) Fawking: Geordie Shore's Most Shocking Hook-Ups
Because spooning always leads to...
Whey-aye, pet! Bonfire Neet is just around the corner and that got us thinking about forking - Guy Fawking.
Just kidding, we're talking about actual forking, the kind that starts with spooning.
There have been more hook-ups in the Geordie Shore house than we've had kebab dinners, but which were the most outrageous?
Mind the empty Jäger bottles cluttering up the place, step right this way and find out.
Scott Tindale and Holly Hagan
When the gang went Down Under in series six, things got topsy-turvy under the covers too. After a singles' night out for Gary Beadle, Vicky Pattison, Scott and Holly, the latter two decided to have each other for dessert.
Gary predicted that Scott would regret the tryst in the morning. But it was Holly who was left with a whole lot of heartbreak when Scott continued to try and pull other girls for the rest of the series, the wally.
It didn't stop Holly sleeping with him again before the series was out though. Oh, Holly.
Marnie Simpson and Gaz
Okay - two hot, single people getting it on the house is not in itself shocking. But Gary seriously broke the boy code when he got together with Marnie in series eight, as she had spent the previous series getting her smooch on with Scotty T. And our Scott had actually admitted to having feelings for Marns. Aw.
Wait – there isn't a boys' code as far as Gary is concerned? Right then.
Marnie Simpson and Chloe Ferry
Where. Did this. COME FROM?
Didn't Marnie promise to be faithful to her then new boyfriend, ex-TOWIE Ricky Rayment, for series 11?
Oh right – tashing on with a member of your own sex doesn't count as infidelity (err – it totally does, guys).
Charlotte Crosby and Scotty T
No. No! Noooooooooooo!
Charlotte! Scott! What were you thinking? And with Holly, who used to get with Scott, sat right there too.
Once seen, this grim scene from series 11 can never be unseen. You have been warned.
Vicky and Gary
We're putting this out there: THIS is the weirdest Geordie Shore hook-up there has been or will ever be.
Vicky and Gary.
Gary and Vicky.
Whichever way we put it, it was incredibly weird.
So, Gary was feeling a little out of sorts with the rest of the house and Vicky was feeling mortal but there is still no earthly explanation why these two, who we've never even noticed flirting with each other, suddenly gave one another a tongue sandwich followed by a visit to the actual shag pad (although no shagging occurred) in series eight.
It is, and will forever remain, one of the great mysteries of our time.
- By Georgina Terry
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