Geordie Shore Season 8: The Story So Far

Vicky got Gazzed, Sassy Holly got satsified and Marnie got her man. What a way to end Season 8!

James had his bit of fun with the fitness challenge.

But for us, the fun was in watching Holly and Charlotte make their way around the course.

They enjoyed it in the end. Sort of.

Scott, meanwhile, took the opportunity to sort stuff out with Gaz - without making eye contact once.

He returned to the house for a cheeky birthday surprise.

And the lads celebrated with a canny house party.

The good news, was that everyone was up for a MINT family night to end the series.

And then Kyle and Holly did this. A lot.

Here they are getting friendly (and a bit naked) on the way to the shag pad.

Gaz even sheepishly showed up.

And a swift chat with Aaron later, everything was sorted out.

Marnie wasn't happy, though. So she got drunk. And cried.

Luckily, Aaron was on hand to offer her some comforting.

Nice comforting there, Aaron. Well done.

With all the drama behind them, everyone was up for a MINT family night out.

Aaron and Marnie did this.

Scott, Kyle and Holly did this...

... and a bit of this.

And then Kyle and Holly did this...

Elsewhere in the hot tub, Vicky and Gaz were getting friendly.

Here they are getting friendly (and a bit naked) in the garden.

Here they are getting friendly (and a bit naked) on their way to the shag pad.

And here they are getting friendly (and a bit naked) in bed.

Oh, Vicky. What have you done?

Charlotte wasn't bother though. She was too distracted by Geordie Shore's first ever wedding.

CONGRATULATIONS HOLLY AND KYLE! Oh... wait. We mean Shelldon and Mishell.

But what did this hug between Charlotte and Gary mean? Will their romance rekindle in future? We'll just have to wait and see...

Vicky and Gaz! WHAT?! A lot of mental things happened in episode 7...

Aaron, Kyle, Marnie and Holly were sent off for a romantic swim in a pond.

They talked a lot about how Aaron and Marnie should just enjoy their lusty feelings for each other.

But Aaron was determined to stick to Gaz's lad code. The fool.

As their time in Iceland came to an end, the Geordies visited one of the countries famous geysers - which provided the opportunity for a lot of rude LOLS.

Everyone enjoyed their last night out too.

Especially Holly and Kyle.

First they were tashing...

... Then they were banging. In case you weren't paying attention before, Kyle f**king loves Iceland.

Vicky and Charlotte aren't so sure about the romance, though. They reckon Holly's going to get hurt.

Marnie, meanwhile, wasn't taking no for an answer.

She pulled out every seduction trick in the book in an attempt to neck on with Aaron.

She even took him to see the Northern Lights.

But the loyal lad wasn't having any of it.

Which meant it was time for her to drop a bombshell.

Turns out Gaz jumped in to bed with Marnie just days after her fling with Scott ended. DAYS.

You can imagine how Scott felt about that.

Gaz got defensive. Fisticuffs ensued.

Then the window punching started.

Lads, lads, lads - harming poor, innocent windows isn't big or clever. Now be good boys and apologise.

Elsewhere, Charlotte asked Holly to stick some glitter to her bum.

Now that's true friendship.

And Vicky kissed Gary.

Wait... WHAT?! VICKY KISSED GARY! We need a lie down...

Episode six saw new lad Kyle put an end to Holly's sassy streak.

Marnie's decided she's SO over Gaz, and wants a piece of Aaron. But the lad code is getting in the way.

And so are other women. Remember this 'little Blondie'? Aaron still doesn't know her name...

Kyle, meanwhile, had a bit more luck with Holly.

She's been Sassy for so long, she's clearly hungry for a bit of... erm... well... you know.

Despite having had a little tash-on with the new lad, Vicky told Holly she should go for it.

So she did.

In other news, the Geordies were sent to host a very special Tash-On Tour - in Reykjavík!

Once they all figured out where Reykjavík was, they were very excited about it.

Clearly spotting the opportunity for a banging holiday romance, Holly began her campaign for seduction on the plane.

And it seemed to be working.

Marnie and Aaron, meanwhile, decided that they can't do anything about their lust for each other because of Gaz. (Yeah. Let's see how long that lasts, shall we?)

All in all, Iceland was shaping up to be a bangtastic holiday.

The lads were loving it.

All of them pulled (except James, obvs).

And Gaz even got propositioned by two lovely (and really quite terrifying) Icelandic ladies.

But watching their boys get stuck in didn't make a brilliant night out for the lasses. Mark our words - there'll be hell to pay for this.

(Side note: how hilarious was it when Big Raymondo popped in to meet Marnie? AWKWARD!)

Episode 5 saw the return of Volcano Vicky, as she stuck the boot into Aaron good and proper.

It all started with a nice, innocent girlie chat. Vicky decided to show off for the lasses and say some pretty horrible things about Aaron.

Little did she know that he was upstairs and heard every word.

Being the lad he is, Aaron decided to confront the girls and make it clear how hurt he was.

Vicky immediately apologised, but it turns out Aaron isn't a man to let things go easily.

He was having none of it.

Throw a few drinks into the mix, and it turned into a pretty catastrophic night out.

Everybody ended up shouting at everybody else.

Vicky got a proper radge on.

And it took quite a lot of screaming before she calmed down.

Meanwhile, Marnie told Gaz to pull someone else to stop her getting FEELINGS for him.

So he did.

It didn't help.

Enter new lad Kyle, who walked into the middle of a massive s**t storm.

The lasses were very pleased to see him, though. Because he's canny, like.

Vicky marked her territory quick smart, and Kyle didn't seem to mind at all.

She also made up with Aaron, though we doubt there'll be any tashing going on in future.

But everyone was mortal and happy in the end.

Other things that happened in Episode 5 include this.

This.

And Holly's commendable effort to cure Charlotte's incontinence issues.

Char needs to do some serious work on her pelvic floor.

And the lads need to stop watching! PERVERTS.

Charlotte's return caused all sorts of drama for Gaz and Marnie in Episode 4.

Gaz and Marnie are still sleeping together, but they're DEFINITELY not in a relationship. OK?

Nevertheless, Marnie needs to clear the air with Charlotte, who insists she's FINE about the whole thing.

Meanwhile, Aaron and Vicky look cosy after another night of necking on.

James decids Scotty T, Charlotte and Holly aren't taking the fitness challenge seriously.

So he took them to an assault course where they had fun in mud. Sexy.

Charlotte spent quite a lot of time telling everyone that she was FINE about Gaz and Marnie.

Elsewhere, on their second date, Gaz decided to pie off Marnie - for reasons we didn't quite understand.

In a simultaneous double dump, Aaron also ended things with Vicky. How rude.

The girls weren't put off though, and decided to crash the lads' night out for a bit of cock-blocking fun. Aaron didn't seem to mind.

While Marnie decided tashing on with one of Scott's friends was the best way to make Gaz realise what he was missing.

It worked.

But on a trip to Manchester, Gaz wasn't happy about Marnie's growing friendship with Charlotte.

Aaron decided to stick his oar in and got an earful from Holly for his trouble.

And then everyone started arguing with everyone.

Charlotte was understandably upset about being blamed for a lot of things that weren't really her fault.

So she and Gaz had a heart-to-heart.

They FINALLY straightened everything out and decided to be friends.

Which means everyone can get on with tashing as much as they want. GET. IN!

But then Marnie dropped a massive F-BOMB. (That's 'F' for 'feelings'. And we all know how Gaz feels about 'feelings'.)

How long will this happiness last? We give it a week...

Charlotte's back! Gaz and Marnie are arguing! And Vicky and Aaron are necking on! Here's the gossip from Episode 3...

Gaz seems to be working really hard to convince Marnie - and himself - that he's not in a relationship.

He is wrong. He is totally in a relationship.

But maybe not a very stable one. For two people who clearly like each other A LOT, Gaz and Marnie do a lot of arguing.

Gaz's face pretty much sums up all of our feelings about this.

Luckily, Big Raymondo was on hand with some sage advice... sort of.

With his early mid-life crisis over, Gaz decided to sit down and enjoy a romantic double date with Vicky and Aaron (wait... WHAT?! More on that later.)

... And then, with absolutely perfect timing, CHARLOTTE WALKED IN!

Once again, Gaz's face says it all.

It was all a bit awkward, really.

But to be fair, Char seemed totally FINE with the whole thing.

She even told Gaz she was FINE. And then got angry with him for no reason... Oh, Charlotte.

Meanwhile, Marnie got mortal and passed out.

Before necking on with Charlotte. As if this situation couldn't get any more complicated.

By the end of the night, Gaz had had enough.

Elsewhere, Aaron FINALLY won his date with Holly. So he decided to take her to get a tattoo.

And waited until she was under the needle before admitting that he actually wants a bit of Vicky.

With Holly's blessing, he went for it.

And got a nice neck on for his trouble. GO AARON.

During a wholesome game of 'Never have I ever', James revealed he's never fancied anyone in the house. WITH HOLLY RIGHT THERE NEXT TO HIM.

It was pretty awkward. And a bit mean, to be honest.

And he didn't even apologise when Holly told him he'd upset her! Bad James. Very bad.

In other news, never have WE ever seen a lad get as mortal as Aaron.

He really can't handle his booze.

Thankfully, our cameras were there to capture beautiful moments like this. They make a cute couple, don't you think?

Episode 2 of Geordie Shore involved A LOT of tashing on, and a big bust up between the Buck Squad...

Vicky decided to surprise the gang on a night out, which made them all very happy indeed.

All except Gaz, who was more concerned about Marnie chatting to other men - namely Aaron.

Silly Gaz. Doesn't he know Aaron's interested in Sassy Holly? She promised to go on a date with him in exchange for a black rose, a unicorn and a star...

... And he actually managed it! He might look a bit of a you-know-what, but Aaron's efforts to win Holly's heart aren't half sweet.

Sassy Holly was blown away. Aw.

The Buck Squad, however, weren't so impressed. Because they're dead inside.

Meanwhile, Marnie risked the wrath of Vicky with a bit of early morning Gaz chat. Brave girl.

It looks like this could be the start of something beautiful, though. They even went on a date. And we all know Gaz doesn't date.

Vicky's first big night out presented a challenge for the gang.

The commitment-phobic lads decided to stay away from the lasses.

Which, of course, made the lasses very determined to keep their men.

Before long, everyone was tashing on. Holly and Marnie...

Gaz and Marnie...

Aaron and Holly...

And Vicky and Scotty-T! Wait... WHAT?! We NEVER thought we'd see this happen.

Vicky and Holly even had a cheeky peck - just to complete the circle, like.

But there is no fairytale ending to a night out in Newcastle. Marnie got in a taxi, and Gaz got angry...

... And then this happened. We're still not sure why.

Something to do with the 'lad code', and Scotty-T's big mouth.

It was up to the Queen of the House to sort it all out.

Gaz kindly interrupted Scott's threesome for a mortal heart-to-heart.

And he finally got his happy ending in bed with Marnie... Aw.

Episode 1 of Geordie Shore gave us a reet shock, as Gaz banged Marnie and Holly said 'no' to TWO lads. Here's the story so far...

Holly, Marnie, Scott and James were the first four to arrive. And got stuck in nice and early.

James decided to give the housemates a surprise by announcing his missus Kate was moving in. Thankfully for Holly, it was just a joke.

With a half-empty house, there was nothing left for the Geordies to do but go out on the lash.

They were soon joined by Gaz, though, who brought a friend with him - Geordie Shore's new housemate, Aaron. Whey EYE.

Aaron's not a stranger, though. He already knew Holly. Intimately.

The pair banged back in Season 2 - and they were more than happy for a reunion.

Marnie, meanwhile, insisted she was staying away from boys this time after all that drama with Scotty-T.

... And then this happened. Can no lass resist the power of the parsnip?

Marnie was understandably worried about Charlotte's reaction to her tash on with Gaz.

But Holly had more pressing concerns...

It looks like being sandwiched between two bucks isn't as much fun as we thought.

Another night, another neck on for Marnie and Gaz. And this time they even did the dirty deed.

Gaz might be the only member of the Buck Squad who's had a bang so far, but settling down with Marnie isn't doing his reputation any good.

The lads decided to fix that with a very special birthday surprise. Rest assured, no grannies were harmed in the making of this episode.

And Scott-T finally got some action... with Aaron's lass!

Aaron was not happy. Maybe he should've remembered the Little Blondie's name, eh?

The new lad soon decided to turn his attention to Holly. But now she's 'sassy', it's not going to be that easy.

Elsewhere, Gary had to deal with the consequences of his hook up with Marnie - it was time for one of her 'talks'.