Sexy Goldfish Costumes Are Everywhere This Halloween And Can Someone Please Explain Why
Because what says 'hey, let's get it on' better than a cold-blooded aquatic creature?
When you're thinking of sexy stuff to dress up for at Halloween, we'd forgive you for considering a chocolate souffle or the X Factor narrator man's deep and husky voice, but how about changing things up this year and going as a sexy goldfish instead?
Yes, you did read that right. Not just any old goldfish, but a sexy goldfish.
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While we still have no idea why costume companies think the only way to sell an outfit for Halloween is to sexualise it no matter how inappropriate that may be, it's pretty funny that this has now extended to the humble goldfish.
But if limbless, cold-blooded aquatic animals really get you in the mood for lovin' then today really is your lucky day as there is not just one sexy goldfish costume on offer, but several different options.
First up is this one, which is perfect for anyone who doesn't live in a country where your thighs would literally freeze off if you left the house this scantily clad on October 31st.
Then there's the high class option that will almost certainly bankrupt you:
Yes, it costs SEVENTY. ONE. POUNDS.
Then there's the slightly cosier hoodie option, a multi-purpose outfit to keep you both snug and fishy.
And then there's this one, which was presumably designed by someone who has never actually seen a goldfish in real life before.
We suppose at least you could just rip the fins off after Halloween and wear it to prom in order to really get your money's worth.
Thoughts on this somewhat ludicrous trend? Let us know with a tweet to @MTVUK already.