Google’s Funniest Celebrity Searches
Google proves that all we care about is who’s in the illuminati…
By: Tamara Roper
Despite being a top contender for ‘organisation that will take over the world’, Google’s pretty good for a laugh, especially when it’s at someone else’s expense. For all intents and purposes the Google ‘Search Bar Of Shame’ works pretty well in gaging what we think about celebrities. Seeing as its most popular searches get saved, nobody can shirk the collective responsibility that we all have for these clangers, featuring Beyoncé, Kim Kardashian and Harry Styles’ nipples.
We assume this means the two nipples Harry Styles has on his chest and the two secret ones he hides on his feet.
Ah yes. Of course. That explains why everybody thought Kim Kardashian looked so familiar when she rose to fame – it was nothing to do with Ray J at all. She had a starring role in Lord Of The Rings as Kimbo Baggins.
c)Definitely not, idiots
Pretty sure there’s a law protecting people who sing at the President of the United States’ inauguration ensuring that they can't be deported – plus Beyoncé’s actually American…
Picture this: Chez cosying up to Gail Platt in the Rovers Return with a gin and tonic. It’s got to happen.
A sharp reminder that the internet is ruled by perverts, gossip mongers and masochists.
What if Miley Cyrus joined Mumford and Sons, eh? Would she grow a beard, and start wearing tweed? Would she replace her hot pants for a banjo and marry someone equally wholesome? Apparently the world wants to know.
Not sure which of these is the most ridiculous, nor the least likely.
ARE YOU ALL IDIOTS?!
Bey-Em-Drake. The power trio of the world’s most secret non-secret organisation. We reckon Jay and 'Ye are going to be annoyed they’ve been missed out of this.