Just imagine for a moment that your inbox is full of messages from Harry Styles...

Of course that's a dream situation, except only this time it's kind of annoying because he's the neediest person EVER.

Anyway, for his birthday we've dreamt up a few scenarios which illustrates just that, because we are quite clearly obsessed with him.

1. When he quotes his own lyrics...

2. When he tries to be all cryptic...

3. When he gets stuck in a rut...

4. When he forgets who he's talking to...

5. When he brings up things he really shouldn't...

6. When he makes a mistake...

7. When he tries to be funny...

8. When he doesn't learn his lesson the first time...

9. And when you just don't have the time...

LOL jk if Harry ever text us any of these we'd still marry him.