Harry Styles Is Attacked With A Dildo, Reacts Perfectly

When you’re an internationally adored rock star with an army of devoted fans, you’re no stranger to the odd flying object making its way onto the stage. But Harry Styles might have gotten more than he bargained for when a dirrrrty Directioner threw a ahem dildo onto the stage at a recent 1D show.

Not one to be phased, Harry STYLEd it out and kept his cool. I guess when you’ve had tampons, bras and bananas up in your performance space, a dildo doesn’t pack quite the punch it would do mere mortals.

And in case you want to watch that moment forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever, here it is in handy (downloadable) gif form.

HARRY'S REACTION WHEN A DILDO WAS THROWN ON STAGE HE LITERALLY STEPS OVER IT LMAO #EMABiggestFans1D pic.twitter.com/tPfvtWJbmb

— ˗ˏbeth in the a.mˎˊ (@nakedmagic) October 25, 2015

Keep doing you, Harry.