What's All This About Harry Styles' Penis Becoming The Face Of A Brand?

Just when we thought we'd heard it all when it comes to One Direction, and Harry Styles in particular, a story regarding their foreskin has surfaced.

Sorry for using the f-word, but it is anatomically correct.

The Canadian Foreskin Awareness Project, which apparently is actually a real life thing, wants Harry to become the new face of their campaign.

WHAT IS LIFE ANYMORE.

Founder of the project, Glen Callender, wants to say goodbye to the stigma regarding uncircumcised man bits, and apparently Hazza is just the guy for the job.

"I'm quite confident most, if not all, of [One Direction's] cocks are intact and that's what we want. I think a lot of their fans don't even understand that these young beautiful men they idolise have all their penis intact so we have to educate them. That's the point of all this. We have to go out and change these perceptions that foreskin is yucky and gross," he told Noisey.

No, none of this makes sense but we're sticking with it because Harry Styles.

Glen added: "The entire band I’m sure are very healthy and handsome men and there’s nothing wrong with them at all so of course this will only make the Can-FAP cause more visible."

Of course the only truth in the fact that he's not actually been circumcised is from the National Enquirer, who claim it's the reason Taylor Swift dumped him.

Sure. Suuuure.