Patent Pending

I know you like to think you found the one
and it must be, finally, gotta be love
but you're probably not and probably didn't
Nope
Just saying that Snapchat, text back game you're playing starts
With show me yours and I'll show you mine
Then a couple screen shots end up online
and those dick pics and titty snaps
Have all gone viral on the internet, tight

Naked pictures sound like fun
Until you break up and they make their way to everyone
and all of the creepers
Cranking it, spanking it and passing them up
Posting it, showing it and blowing them up
Don't take those pictures like you do
Of you in your birthday suit

Talking that vijay-jay vision
With a nipple lick flick
A cock shot, ball drop or baby just the tip
'Cause news moves fast but your boobs move quicker
I picture that ass on the front page of Flickr
NSFW, more like anywhere
I tried my best to warn you but you didn't care
Awkward pose, bad lights, slight bend
Leave it to the pros y'all
You should never send

Naked pictures sound like fun
Until you break up and they make their way to everyone
and all of the creepers
Cranking it, spanking it and passing them up
Posting it, showing it and blowing them up
Don't take those pictures like you do
Of you in your birthday suit

Best case scenario
Picture of your scary old face
Never make it to the wrong hands
The inverse is the whole universe
Sees you shake your holiday hams
Background check for the perfect job
but the Google search shows them tig ol bitties and dong
There's a booty smack screencap going around
and you had to get a lawyer to get the nip clip taken down

Welp. That's what your junk looks like
So I guess there's that

Naked pictures sound like fun
Until you break up and they make their way back to your mom
and all of the creepers
Cranking it, spanking it and passing them up
Posting it, showing it and blowing them up
Don't take those pictures like you do
Of you in your birthday suit