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Geordie Shore's Holly Hagan Spills The Beans On Banging James

Ever wanted to know what really happened between Holly and James? "Wild, rampant, full-on banging," apparently...

We all remember Holly and James getting down to it on Geordie Shore (even if James pretends he doesn't) - but their tryst always seemed pretty tame to us.

Not anymore.

In her new book, Not Quite A Geordie, 'Horny' Holly Hagan has spilled all of the beans about the twosome's time together - from their first night under the covers, to a lusty romp in the lounge WHILE A CAMERAMAN SLEPT BESIDE THEM.

Dirty.

Shocking @charlottegshore

[related]The Sun has published the latest extract from Holly's biography, in which she admits that their first time together was a bit… well, disappointing.

"I put my hands under his duvet and slowly started fondling him," Holly explains.

"He was embarrassed at first and quite confused but he wasn’t exactly fighting me off. Then he pulled back the covers and let me in for a cuddle.

"James greatly overestimated his self-control because within minutes we were having sex.
Wild, rampant, full-on banging."

Wild and rampant. Yep. That's exactly how we remember it.

"When I’d done the deed, I was a little disappointed," she continues.

"I suppose when you build something up so much, it’s never as good as you expect."

Oh. Poor Holly. (And poor James, too.)

But the bonking didn't end their for the randy couple.

"It can’t have been bad because it was only a week later that he was limbering up for round two. Only this time, the sex was a-maz-ing," adds Holly.

"I suppose we got all the nervous first-time feelings out the way. Now it was pure, unadulterated, lustful bonking."

Well, you know what they say. If at first you don't succeed - try, try again.

And the filthy flirtation didn't stop there.

"One night, there was one camera guy in the house," she reveals.

"Luckily for us, he nodded off on the sofa in the lounge while James and I were watching a film.

"As soon as we heard him snoring, I leaned over to James and kissed him. We just looked at each other and could tell what we were both thinking.

"Without saying a word, I hitched up my skirt and climbed on top of James.

"Seconds later, we were having sex on the sofa while the cameraman slept soundly just a few feet away. The fact that he was in the room only added to the excitement."

BLIMEY. We're off for a cold shower, but those who want more should check out James and Holly's bangtastic bonanza below. (Warning: probably NSFW.)

Geordie Shore returns to MTV on Tuesday 28th October at 10pm. Not Quite A Geordie is out now.

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