Hollyoaks spoilers: Darcy Proposes To Jesse, Monday 7 – Friday 11 August

Ding dong the bells are gonna chime

Well, how romantic (lies). Scheming Darcy decides that a dinner party at the Donovans’ is the perfect time to propose to Jesse. Just what is she up to? Because this sure as heck ain’t a match made in heaven.

Adam’s anger

Weirdly, Adam Donovan is nawwwt pleased at the idea of his brother getting hitched to his ex-fiancée and general troublemaker Darcy. But is he only trying to protect his bro? Hmmm… we think not. 

Hostess with the mostess drama

Poor Maxine Donovan, all she wanted was to host a perfect dinner party. All that time living in Chester and she still doesn’t realize that there will always be a sprinkling of dramz at the table. Still, at least she and Adam get the house they wanted. We can’t feel too sorry for her.

Neeta and Hunter get intense in a tent

Romance is all over the place in Hollyoaks this week, there must be something in the summer air. And Hunter decides to surprise Neeta in the folly with a romantic escapade in a tent. We’d be very surprised if someone tried to be romantic with us in a tent, not gonna lie. 

The morning after

In fairness to Hunter, he has made proper effort. But love’s young dream comes crashing down when they realize that their condom split and Neeta takes the morning after pill. And things take a turn for the terrible when Neeta feels guilted into trying for a baby… with Mac Nightingale. 

The end of Armstrong?

Dirk Savage is furious when he realizes what DS Armstrong’s doing to Cindy Cunningham’s mental state and heads off on the hunt for revenge. Will he persuade the bad DS not to move next door to Cindy?

Bad boy, bye bye

It looks like Dirk may have done a whole heap more than that when he drops Armstrong’s police badge in a bin. Cindy thinks that Dirk may have silenced her tormentor - permanently. Blimey.