Coming up in Chester, things look bleak for Yasmine Maalik, Hunter McQueen tries his luck with Neeta Kaur, and there’s bad times for Joel Baxter and Cleo McQueen.

Yasmine collapses

The week starts well for Yasmine when she persuades not-so-young-anymore Tom Cunningham to drive her, Alfie Nightingale and Prince McQueen to a party. On a Monday! They live a wild life up in Cheshire.

Faker maker

But when Yasmine says she has chest pains, no-one believes her - until the poor love collapses. Oh dear.

Hunter loves Neeta

Not one to take a hint, Hunter, is he? It’s his birthday and so Neeta nicks a cake for him. Thoughtful - in a way.

Bad romance

But when Hunter tries to smooch Neeta she pies him right off. Should have stuck to the sweet taste of birthday cake, mate. Cake tastes much better than a pie in the face. We’ve heard.

Bad move, Neeta

Hunter begs Neeta to keep his advancesa secret between them, and she agrees -which turns out to be a silly move.

The scene is set for love

Hunter decides that Neeta is playing hard to get, and tries to woo her with a candlelit Chinese takeaway. Because nothing says romance like noodles in bright orange sauce. Weirdly, Neeta is not overly impressed. Bit embarrassing all round, really.

And there’s big, huge, enormous trouble for Cleo and Joel

Cleo tells Joel that she loves him. But will there be a happy ending for the car crash of a couple? Ha ha ha ha - no.