Hollyoaks spoilers: So Long, Courtney? Monday 10 – Friday 14 July

Super pressure Gran

Granny Campbell is a woman who thinks she knows best, despite what anyone else might want. This week she persuades her granddaughter that a move to Scotland is a good idea. 

Tell tale

And when Granny Campbell realizes that Tegan Lomax hasn’t cottoned on about Courtney’s pregnancy - despite being a nurse and a mother and all -she tells her. Nice move, Granny. She packs her bags, but will Courtney really make a move north of the border? We really hope not, not gonna lie. 

Tom and Alfie just say no

Aw, how sweet, Tom Cunningham and Alfie Nightingale have set up a stargazing club in The Loft. Where they promptly discover Darren Osborne’s weed stash, because of course they do. 

Destroying the evidence

The teens decide to dump the stash, which lands Darren in even more grief with Shane Sweeney.

Just one more job

Speaking of the terrible twosome, Shane persuades Darren to do another heroin drop for him. Darren tries to convince himself it’s just one time, but the money Shane offers him to do more is pretty tempting. Come on, Darren. Do the right thing, for once. 

Armstrong the awful

Dreadful DC Armstrong is trying to slime his way further into Cindy Cunningham’s life. Fortunately Leela Lomax has a beady on him, and she accepts a job as Cindy’s cleaner to be nearer the action.

Leela’s hell

Sadly, Armstrong is wise to Leela’s ways, sets up a webcam and plant’s Cindy’s engagement ring on her. Can no one stop this extremely bent copper before he strikes again?