How You Deal With A Break Up Based on Your Star Sign

We all know that your horoscope affects your personality. Whether you believe in them or not, it’s either a perfect way of explaining someone’s behaviour or using it as a reason to excuse your own. Ahem. 

So if you’re going through a break up and want to see inside the other person’s head then take a look at why they’re acting like the way they are.

But first, take a look at a reading with the Kardashian’s fave medium...

Aries

You’re a fiery one and will often make a split second decision about breaking up with someone. Then a few weeks later you realise you want them back.

Whether you’re the dumper or dumpee, you’ll have a hard time moving on because they’re meant to be YOUR person.

Taurus

When you’re done, you’re done. You believe that cutting someone out is the best way to get over them. Change your Facebook status, block their number and pretend they don’t exist.  

Inside you’re hurting but you’ll die before anyone sees that.

Gemini

Geminis don’t deal with break-ups very well. You fall into an emotional spiral that no one can keep up with. One minute you are ready to go on the pull, the next you’re drunk dialling your ex at three am.

At least you can always be relied upon to pretend it didn’t happen in the morning.

Cancer

When you break up with someone, do you ever actually break up? Cancers have a hard time letting go and that can make break ups confusing AF.

If you were dumped, you’ll still be hanging out with their friends and fam just to spite them and if you dumped someone, you’re still texting them on the regular. Time to cut them out and move on! 

Leo

If you decide it’s done then it’s done. You feel mega guilty but it is what it is and no one can change your mind.

But if someone breaks up with you, your sensitive and fiery side are in a constant tug of war. DON’T THEY REALISE YOU’RE GREAT? *weeps*

Virgo

Once your relationship is over you realise you were blinded – love is a façade that only idiots fall for. 

You let your cynical side take over and just feel relief that all that effort is over with. At least on the outside - inside you feel a little more lost because it takes so much for you to fall for someone.

Libra

Libras can be a little sneaky when it comes to break ups and always have ulterior motives. You say ‘let’s still be friends’ and the try and prove that you’re totally over it by launching into mate mode, sending gifs and private jokes.

It might seem nice but you'd be lying if you didn't admit it's a slight attempt to keep the other person pining for you.

Scorpio

Get comfortable because it’s going to be a long ass journey to getting over any relationship you have.

As a sign, you have major trouble letting things go and you’re still pissed off at your friend Becky for losing your shoes three years ago. So imagine what it’s like after you split with your other half. Take cover.

Sagittarius

It’s hard to tell how Sagittarius takes a break up because they will never talk about it. Which sounds like the dream if you’re their mate, but sometimes it means you feel fine for a year and then the denial wears off and the feelings hit you all at once.

Give yourself a break and confide in someone - you won't regret it. 

Capricorn

Capricorns are the only sign that are super productive and healthy after a break up. You feel like the extra time should be used to netter yourself and get shiz done.

You’re also super great at acceptance – if something is not meant to be then it is what it is. Plus out of politeness you make a real effort to be friends with your ex. 

Aquarius

The sooner you little water sign realise that you need to process a break up, the better. The moment you split you're devastated, but half an hour later you’re kinda fine. The world is great again and the possibility of someone new is exciting.

Apart from those annoying things we call feelings. Learn to deal, babes.

Pisces

Watch out for a Pisces scorned. Even though they will tell you they want to cut all contact when you split, they’ll be peeved that you haven’t contacted them to see how they are or wish them Happy Birthday.

But you don’t need to fill them in on your life, they already know all about it from stalking you on social media.

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