I’m A Celeb 2015: Stop Everything, Ferne McCann Basically Just Won The Show After Surviving The Most Horrific Trial OF ALL TIME
Hand her the crown, she just got strangled by a ruddy python!
Ferne McCann is officially our hero, or she-ro as Vicky Pattison would put it, after surviving what can only be described as the most terrifying Bushtucker trial in the history of I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here.
Seriously, get that woman a crown made of leaves and wooden staff immediately, she is the winner of this year’s series and the winner of our hearts.
Despite HATING all of this year’s trials, the TOWIE goddess put herself forward to face Panic Pit, a trial previously declined by Lady C.
After crawling into what was essentially a shallow grave, an anxious Ferne found herself covered in a layer of dirt and told she must stay there for eight minutes.
So what could make being buried alive much worse? How about throwing 40 or so jungle pythons in there for giggles?
And just when things couldn’t get any worse, a giant carpet python decided to wrap itself around the 25 year old’s neck.
You know that things are tense when even Ant and Dec aren’t making any jokes.
A panicked Ferne told the hosts: 'It’s gonna strangle me, I know it, I’m doing a Britney Spears.'
As potential last words go, referencing Britney at the 2001 VMAs is up there with the best.
Somehow, Ferne managed to survive the whole ordeal, lasting the full eight minutes.
WHAT A WOMAN.
I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here continues tonight on ITV1 at 8.30pm.