Wednesday: Pop Shots!

According to the Daily Star, staff at The Priory rehab clinic have offered Pete Doherty a job as a part-time counsellor to their patients.

First up for a Pete-seeing too, Keanes Tom Chaplin. Just imagine

WAG Alex Curran has ripped in to pop star Jamelia's bloke Darren Byfield, meanwhile, after the Brummie babe accused footy wives of being leeches.

Shell be glad to know I dont know her boyfriends name but Steven (Gerrard) thinks hes lower than a non-league player, Alex snapped back. Ouch.

Youd think poor old Peaches Geldof was in training to be the next Winona Ryder the way the tabs have reported her shop lifting incident today.

Turns out that the teenager was stopped by shop staff when store alarms went off " she had a pesky tag still attached to the coat shed just bought. Drama. Over.

Finally the Daily Star reports that, yes, a Spice Girls reunion could finally be on the cards.

A source close to LA-based Eddie Murphy-loving lady, Mel B says the once-Scary star wants the girls to meet up at her mums house in Leeds next week.

She wants to talk seriously with them all about the possibility of working together again sometime next year, said the leak.

All Saints, you have been warned

SLJ