Hey World, Stop Talking About Jared Leto's Massive Penis Yeah?
I said stop talking about it!
It's not every day that you hear a celeb doesn't want everyone talking about their penis, let alone the fact that it's MASSIVE.
But Jared Leto has done exactly that, or his lawyer, Allison S. Hary, has anyway.
Yep, in a letter sent to gossip site Lipstick Alley, the Oscar winner's rep has requested they take down comments made about the size of his package.
However Paul Alan Levy, who represents Lipstick Alley, was having none of it, so much so he published his sassy response online for all to see:
"Some of the posts of which you object do not appear to me to be defamatory. Two of the posts simply mention claims found elsewhere in the Internet that your client has a large penis. It is hard to see how those statements would hurt your client's reputation, even if they are false. It is, as I understand it, the accusation of having a small penis that is understood to be an insult."
He added: "I assume that you do not have personal knowledge about the size of Leto's penis or about whether he is rough with sexual partners, and you do not cite any evidence supporting your claim of falsity..."
You can read the entire thing here (it's totally worth it).
LOVE YOU LITTLE (ACTUALLY MASSIVE) JARED.