Jennifer Lawrence Is Scared Her Vagina Is Going To Turn Into A “Wet Sponge”
We love you, J-Law.
Of all the wacky things Jennifer Lawrence has said, this might be the best.
When the actress was shooting her glam Vanity Fair cover she filmed a quick-fire question session. And during that, J-Law said one of the funniest things we have heard all week.
We’re used to hearing all kinds of weird and wonderful phobias but this takes the prize as the strangest.
Jennifer Lawrence has an irrational (she hopes) fear that her vagina is going to turn into a “wet sponge.” Queue multiple laughing emojis.
“My biggest irrational, hopefully, fear is that the Zika virus is going to be the solution to overpopulation. As if that wasn’t scary enough, there was more. I don’t know, if you’ve ever read the Kurt Vonnegut short story where everyone has to take these pills that make your private parts feel like wet sponges and then nobody can have sex and no one can procreate. And so by the time I’m older and I’m like, ‘I think I want to be a mother,’ they’re like, ‘You can’t. Your private part feels like a sponge.’ ”
Jennifer Lawrence, you are incredible.
- By Ellen Kerry