Tuesday: Pop Shots
Jessica Simpson's mystery illness, The Kaisers say sorry, and Britain Rocks!
According to The Star, Jessica Simpson was shocked recently, thinking she'd been struck down by a mystery virus that attacked her cuticles " the little white areaas at the bottom of our nails.
"I thought I was ill or something," she said. "One day they were there, and the next they were gone."
In an attempt to diagnose the traumatic illness, she re-traced her steps over the previous few days, following a trail that lead straight to her manicurist. Guilty! And she claimed she'd been paid to remove them - because that's what manicurists do! Doh!
They say some people have more money than sense, well Jessica Simpson could be in debt and that would still be true.
In other news, The Kaiser Chiefs' Ricky Wilson recently met with Noel Gallagher " who had referred to the Chiefs as "a bad Blur," and in Noel's world it doesn't get worse than that. A riot was, understandably, predicted.
However, so star struck was Wilson that the poor lad could only apologise to Noel " for being so rubbish.
Oh well - at least your parents love you.
Finally, for those of you who are planning your holidays this year, you could do worse than picking up a Rock'n'Roll Road Map of Britain.
The map takes in a whole load of classic sites " from album cover locations to the bar Robbie Williams grew up in, and the scene of Marc Bolan's fatal car accident " and is designed to bump up tourism to the UK.
We think it's about time the tourist industry started to make the most of our recent cultural heritage " not everyone comes to the UK thinking of Shakespeare or The Queen some people are looking for Shakespeare's Sister and Queen.
For more info go to " www.england-rocks.co.uk - and doesn't it just.
8 days and counting till the Brits