The Most LOL Reactions To Rumours Jessie J And Channing Tatum Are Dating

2018 has already been quite the year for weird headlines. Barbra Streisand cloned her dead dog, Cardi B threw a shoe at Nicki Minaj's face and Stormy Daniels ruined the world's childhood when she describe Donal Trump's dick as looking similar to Toad, the mushroom character from Mario Kart.

But now there's even more bizarre news to digest thanks to the rumours that notable Chinese talent show winner and Tuc biscuit fan Jessie J is apparently now dating fairly newly singleton Channing Tatum.

To say that when Channing and longtime love Jenna Dewan announced their split in April, there was a collective feeling that love had not just died but been shoved into a microwave, roasted at full blast into little more than a pile of ash, then hearltessly sprinkled like confetti all over the hope and joy we once all felt for the world does not seem like much of an exaggeration. 

Still, what is probably more surprising is the news of who he's apparently now seeing. Because let's just say that out of all the women in the world, no one really saw Jessie J coming as his love interest. We just never imagined this was a world where their paths would cross, let alone that love would supposedly bloom across a pair of mini golf clubs. 

https://twitter.com/mpower172/status/1048468525327634432

And while we are very much here for the very much unsubtantiated rumours, what we are here for even more is the reaction that Twitter has had to this turn of events. Because if ever there was a platform made for making the situation even more absurd, it is going to be Twitter. 

Behold just a few of the absolute best reactions. 

https://twitter.com/itslowkeyjulie/status/1050143474157113344

https://twitter.com/IfUSeekDrew/status/1050170054162169856

https://twitter.com/Buttercup0303/status/1050192373303713792

https://twitter.com/lemmunaid/status/1050144605327556609

https://twitter.com/IfUSeekDrew/status/1050167885279186956

And just because it's still a big old '???'...

https://twitter.com/oneofthosefaces/status/1050286264971350016