Joe Sugg Is On Tinder And This Is How To Woo Him
It helps if you like Lauren Conrad. No but, for realsies.
Tinder. A strange land where your one true love can find you (probs) but also where douchebags lurk and catfishers fish.
It’s pretty hard to sift through said D-bags and find a Prince Charming, well LOOK NO FURTHER. Joe Sugg is on Tinder.
Yes, this may not be super new news to you but now we know how to snag him.
Zoella had a good old look though is profile and this is what we found out…
(NB. No we can’t get him to match with you, we aren’t wizards or very smart internet hackers. Soz.)
Add the same interests as him…
Including but not limited to: That Awkward Moment You Make Eye Contact With A Sh**ting Dog, Casually Flopping Your Dick Out In Awkward Situations, Velociraptors and Lauren Conrad.
His number one most mutual interest is Lauren Conrad. But, actually.
Change one of your profile pics to Ben Affleck holding a puppy...
Or whatever the girl equivalent is. He thinks it’s lols and has one himself.
Sandra Bullock? Everyone loves Sandy.
NEVER ask him if he’s the real Joe Sugg…
You’ll get ghosted.
Or if he’s a YouTuber…
Carry on his jokes…
If he sends you a message (PLEASE GOD) then carry it on. Don’t take things too literally.
If he doesn’t reply don’t message him another sixteen times…
THIS IS THE SAME FOR EVERY BOY. TAKE NOTE.
Get a cheese-based joke ready…
He seems to enjoy jokes about dairy products. *Shrugs*
Here, take this one: What Do You Call A Curly Haired Cheese? Permesan.
BOND OVER YOUR MUTUAL HANGOVERS…
It’s legit all he talks about.
Don’t ask for a twitter follow…
Use a little Carly Rae Jepsen humour to break the ice…
Hey I just met you…
Write a long rambly note about something random…
When a guy messaged Zoella on Tinder with a note about a Maltesers fight he’d had. Joe pretty much fell in love.
Boys are weird.
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