Justin Bieber Gets Roasted Over His Sex Life With Selena Gomez!
The star also apologises (again) for his bad boy behaviour and is reunited with Mally the monkey during his Comedy Central Roast...
Justin Bieber was left more that a little red-faced during the taping of his Comedy Central Roast over the weekend… with ex-girlfriend Selena Gomez even being targeted.
The 21-year old was mocked by the likes of Kevin Hart, Will Ferrell as Ron Burgundy and Snoop Dogg during the show, with Sel-Go the butt of many jokes.
Mentioning Selena, comedian Jeff Ross said: “Selena Gomez wanted to be here, but she’s dating men now…,” before adding: "Is it true you dumped her because she grew a moustache before you?"
Ross went on on poke fun at the former couple’s sex life, quipping: “Selena Gomez had sex with [you]... proving Mexicans will do the disgusting jobs Americans just won’t do.”
Ouch! JB was also reunited with monkey Mally (who he abandoned in Germany) on the show, with the likes of Ludacris, Shaquille O'Neal and Martha Stewart also taking turns to have a pop at him.
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The Baby hitmaker was accused of being “never not high” and described as “a man who sings for nine-year-olds and cuts his hair like a figure skater”.
Despite the constant digs, Justin was in a reflective mood at the Roast, taking the time to apologise for his previous bad behaviour.
Addressing the crowd, Bieber said: “There was really no preparing me for this life. I was thrown into this at 12 years old and I didn’t really know what I was getting myself into.
Don't do it to me
Oh no no, oh no no
Don't do it to me
Oh no no, oh no no
Don't do it to me
Oh no no, oh no no
Don't do it to me
Oh no no, oh no no
Focused, I'm focused
She got a body like that
I ain't never seen nothing like that, ah-ah
Like a fantasy in front of me, I-I-I
I think that something special is going down
That's right, I think she foreign
I think she foreign, got passports
Mi amor started slow, got faster
She gon' work some more, work some more
No stopping her now, no stopping her now
Then she started dancing, sexual romancing
Nasty but she fancy, lipstick on my satin sheets
What's your nationality? I wonder if there's more of you
She's got my attention, she's confident
Oh no no, oh no no
She's confident
Oh no no, oh no no
And I'm down with it
Oh no no, oh no no
She's confident
You can tell by the way she walks in the room
She said it's her first time
I think she might have lied
Feels so good damn, and I don't know why
I'm addicted, something like an addict
Got me twisted, but still I gotta have it
Explosive, explosive (I could still smell her perfume)
It's not hard to notice, that I'm open
Hypnotised by the way she moves
Then she started dancing, sexual romancing
Nasty but she fancy, Mona Lisa master piece
What's your nationality? I wonder if there's more of you
She's got my attention, she's confident
Oh no no, oh no no
She's confident
Oh no no, oh no no
And I'm down with it
Oh no no, oh no no
She's confident
I could tell by the way she walks in the room
She said it's her first time
I think she might have lied
Feels so good damn, and I don't know why
I'm addicted, something like a headache
Got me twisted, but still I gotta have it (Chance, the Rapper?)
Tattoos, piercings and she just learned to twerk
She ain't got a heart or a ass, just her brains, gotta ask
'Cause her ass on a learning curve
And she love to earn the verb, I mean burn the word
That's only legal with a doctors note
Real deep pockets like a doctors coat
Stay fitted like Diddy, hair back tryna rock the boat
She the first mate wanna rock the boat
She never forget to ride like a bicycle
She like planes, trains, chains with icicles
It goes, it goes her, blank, blank, and rock and roll
She say "I know, honey bunny that's a funny thing"
Thots twerk for the goodfella
She money dan' with the money team, ra!
Oh no no, oh no no
She's confident
Oh no no, oh no no
And I'm down with it
Oh no no, oh no no
She's confident
You can tell by the way she walks in the room
She said it's her first time
I think she might have lied
Feels so good damn, and I don't know why
I'm addicted, something like a headache
Got me twisted, but still I gotta have it
But still I gotta have it
But still I gotta have it
But still I gotta have it
Oh no no, oh no no
Oh no no, oh no no
Oh no no, oh no no
Oh no no, oh no no
But still I gotta have it
“There have been moments that I’m really proud of and a lot of moments that I look back and I’m really disappointed in myself.”
The star went on to insist that he was simply “a kind-hearted person who loves people”.
He added: “Through it all, I lost some of my best qualities. For that, I’m sorry.
“I’m at a moment of change. I’m turning over a new leaf here.”
Snoop Dogg went on to praise Biebs for being roasted, telling Bang Showbiz: “He's my homeboy, that's what we do in the hood!
"It's a fun thing to be able to joke at each other, that's what keeps our skills on top.”
Justin Bieber's Comedy Central Roast airs on Tuesday, March 31.
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