Justin Bieber's Only Gone And Cut All Of His Hair Off!

Sob... Goodbye beautiful, sometimes questionable, Bieber hair…

Thursday, April 23, 2015 - 11:26

Justin Bieber's had enough with the not-quite-a-man-bun style and chopped his luscious locks off. Sob.

The singer announced the news to fans in the most cryptic way possible, taking to Instagram with a slightly odd pic and the caption: "This is gone."

Using our detective skills it's clear that "this" is JB's hair, which in recent weeks had gotten long enough for a ponytail.

The hairdresser responsible for the new do then posted an equally cryptic snap, with the caption: "Wait for it… @justinbieber"

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The singer then did the usual 'I'm going to leave with a towel on my head' exit from the salon, giving us just the tiniest of glimpses at the new do, which does look rather short indeed.

While we anticipate the big reveal of Justin's hair, here are some possibilities of what might be hiding under that hat…

1. Perhaps Jared Leto's green Joker hair?

2. Or a post One Direction Zayn Malik?

3. We really hope he's not had a Shia LaBeouf rattail extension.

4. But you never know, it might be purple like Kelly O's rockin' look.

Obvs we'll keep you posted on any hair news as soon as we get it.

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Don't do it to me
Don't do it to me
Oh no no, oh no no
Don't do it to me
Don't do it to me
Oh no no, oh no no

Focused, I'm focused
She got a body like that
I ain't never seen nothing like that
Like a fantasy in front of me
I think that something special is going down
That's right I think she foreign
Think she foreign, got passports
Mi amor started slow, got faster
She gon' work some more, work some more
No stopping her now, no stopping her now

Then she started dancing, sexual romancing
Nasty but she fancy, lipstick on my satin sheets
What's your nationality? I wonder if there's more of you
She's got my attention, she's confident

Oh no no, oh no no
She's confident
Oh no no, oh no no
And I'm down with it
Oh no no, oh no no
She's confident
You could tell by the way she walks in the room

She said it's her first time
I think she might have lied
Feels so good damn, and I don't know why
I'm addicted, something like an addict
Got me twisted, but still I gotta have it
Explosive, explosive (I could still smell her perfume)
It's not hard to notice, that I'm open
Hypnotized by the way she moves

Then she started dancing, sexual romancing
Nasty but she fancy, lipstick on my satin sheets
What's your nationality? I wonder if there's more of you
She's got my attention, she's confident

Oh no no, oh no no
She's confident
Oh no no, oh no no
And I'm down with it
Oh no no, oh no no
She's confident
You could tell by the way she walks in the room

She said it's her first time
I think she might have lied
Feels so good damn, and I don't know why
I'm addicted, something like a headache
Got me twisted, but still I gotta have it (Chance, the Rapper?)

Tattoos, piercings and she just learned to twerk
She ain't gotta heart or a ass, just her brains, gotta ask cause her ass on a learning curve
And she love to earn the verb, I mean burn the word
That's only legal with a doctors note
Real deep pockets like a doctors clothes
Stay fitted like Diddy, hair back tryna rock the boat
She the first mate wanna rock the boat
She never forget to ride like a bicycle
She like planes, trains, chains with icicles
It goes her, blank, blank, and rock & roll
She say "I know, honey bunny that's a funny thing"
Watch her twerk for a goodfella
She money dance with the money team
IGH!

Oh no no, oh no no
She's confident
Oh no no, oh no no
And I'm down with it
Oh no no, oh no no
She's confident
You could tell by the way she walks in the room

She said it's her first time
I think she might have lied
Feels so good damn, and I don't know why
I'm addicted, something like a headache
Got me twisted, but still I gotta have it

Still I gotta have it
Still I gotta have it
Still I gotta have it
Oh no no, oh no no
Oh no no, oh no no
Oh no no, oh no no
Oh no no, oh no no
But still I gotta have it

Writer(s): JUSTIN BIEBER, KENNETH CHARLES COBY, MAURICE SIMMONDS, CHANCELOR JOHNATHAN BENNETT Lyrics powered by www.musixmatch.com