Justin Bieber is back. Baptised in a bath of his own tears at the VMAs, the ‘What Do You Mean’ star has returned a man.

To celebrate this new beginning, the Biebs decided to take stock and get back to nature, posting a series of pensive pictures as he contemplated this exciting new chapter of his life.

But what thoughts were going through his head during these beautifully candid moments?

Ankles. So. Cold. I just need to get my shoulders under. Like a band aid, Biebs. Like ripping offa fricking band aid.

I wonder how long I’d have to lie here for before the sun startedto set?

Well, that seven hours just flew by.

Geology rocks, man. Like, literally! LOLZ, I’m hilarious.

Thisfreaking sun is BURNING MY EYEBALLS.

Don’t panicJ-Man, but you’re definitely stuck.

This seemed like a good idea at the time.

'*Disclaimer: We have no real way of knowing what was actually going on in Justin's head. That, friends, is a world we could only wish to be living in.'