Kanye West Bought His First Mobile Phone Just To Troll Kim Kardashian About Her Engagement To Kris Humphries
Of course he did.
Back in 2011, way before he was able to tweet text conversations asking his assistant to invite ‘awesome wrestlers’ to his Yeezy shows, Kanye West was a man without a phone.
Yep, we can’t believe it either, but the rapper only bought his first mobile five years ago – and he probably would’ve lasted longer if it hadn’t been for Kim Kardashian getting engaged to another man.
Ever since the olden days of KUWTK, viewers have always sort of known that Kanye was in love with Kim despite the fact they weren’t officially ‘a thing’.
And Ye just confirmed all of that during the last episode of Kocktails With Khloe, because he literally tried his best to end Kim’s relationship with NBA player Kris Humphries.
(He did a pretty good job too, considering the pair only lasted 72 days of marriage).
Explaining the sitch to Khloe, Chrissy Teigen and John Legend, he told them: “"I got a phone because somebody decided they wanted to marry Kris Humphries.
"I wasn't up to anything, and I looked on the Internet, and there was Kim Kardashian with some extremely tall person, and I was like, I need to call her or something."
Surely we can’t be the only ones who immediately thought of this after reading that quote…
Anyway, Kanye definitely tried his hardest to make sure Kim didn’t end up with Kris, as he added: “I started sending her pictures of certain basketball players that used to be cool, and now they wear their pants all the way up to [their chest].
"Like, this is your future!"
You’ve got to hand it to Ye, his methods were clearly effective.
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