Kanye West To Import Killer Eagles To Protect His Family
Yep, you just read that…
There are two types of rumours in this world: unbelieveable and believable. Well, we may have found a third one – Kanyelievable.
If you were to read that, say, Louis Tomlinson has applied to import killer eagles to protect him and his family, you might think that was a little farfetched, but as soon as you swap out Louis T for Kanye W, things suddenly start to make sense.
YEP! Kanye West is reportedly in talks with the Dutch Police to hire the ferocious birds, so they can take down drones flying over their home.
Speaking to the National Enquirer, a source close to the family said: "Kanye’s thrilled Kim with his stunning new plan - he’s opened negotiations with Dutch police to buy or lease raging killer eagles trained to rip flying drones right out of the sky.
“Kim thought the idea was for the birds - until she viewed jaw-dropping footage of razor-beaked iron-clawed predators snatching and smashing drones in flight.”
Oooooooookay then! We can’t WAIT to see how this turns out!
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