Kanye West Wrote A Poem About McDonald's And Obviously It's Both Ridiculous And Amazing

Here's a sentence we never thought we'd be writing: Kanye West has written an actual poem about McDonald's and it's obviously every bit as ridiculous and amazing as you'd expect.

And, of course, it features all the key components of a McDonalds extravaganza (french fries, cheeseburgers, McNuggets and the humble apple pie), which is also exactly what we'd want from a McDonald's poem.

Even if we have had to consider what makes a perfect fast food poem before.

ANYWAY.

Kanye's poetic masterpiece features in Frank Ocean's new print zine called Boys Don't Cry, which he released with the highly anticipated album 'Blond', a follow-up to his epic 2012 offering, 'Channel Orange', on Saturday.

Yeezy's creative writing appears alongside contributions from A$AP Rocky, James Blake, and Tyler, the Creator, as well as interviews and photographs.

https://twitter.com/duddersj/status/767153359379894272

It's the poem that's received the most attention though, and if you want to know why, here it is in all its brilliant glory:

McDonalds Man 
McDonalds Man
The French Fries Had A Plan
The French Fries Had A Plan
The Salad Bar And The Ketchup Made A Band
Cus The French Fries Had A Plan
The French Fries Had A Plan
McDonalds Man
McDonalds

I Know Them French Fries Had A Plan
I Know Them French Fries Had A Plan
The Cheeseburger And The Shakes Formed A Band
To Overthrow The French Fries Plan
I Always Knew Them French Fries Was Evil Man
Smelling All Good And S**t
I Don’t Trust No Food That Smells That Good Man
I Don’t Trust It I Can’t
McDonalds Man
McDonalds Man
McDonalds Damn

Them French Fries Look Good Tho
I Knew The Diet Coke Was Jealous Of The Fries
I Knew The Diet Coke Was Jealous Of The Fries
Even The McRib Was Jealous Of The Fries
I Could See It Through His Artificial Meat Eyes
And He Only Be There Some Of The Time
Everybody Was Jealous Of Them French Fries
Except For That One Special Guy
That Smooth Apple Pie".

Incredible. What a day to be alive.

Here's what McDonald's replied, FYI:

https://twitter.com/McDonaldsCorp/status/767531525353172992

AND now we're hungry. Great.