The Insane Rules Kanye West Probably Gave His Yeezy Season 3 Models Are Just Peak Kanye West
“YOU ARE A PICTURE”.
If you are offended by continuous CAPS LOCK, then prepare to feel personally victimised by the alleged rule sheet that Kanye West dished out to his NYFW models.
The typically ~very laid back~ rapper is said to have issued a slightly insane list of demands to his Yeezy Season 3 participants, and of course, nobody is surprised in the slightest.
The list understandably started going viral during Kanye’s huge Madison Square Garden show – and while there were some handy bits of encouragement like ‘YOU ARE A PICTURE’, there were also some very stressful demands.
Just reading this is giving us anxiety. IMAGINE ACCIDENTALLY LOOKING AT THE CAMERA.
Some personal highlights in Kanye’s alleged demands are:
“NO FAST MOVEMENTS
NO SLOW MOVEMENTS
NO SHARP MOVES
You can literally hear Ye screaming these things at a terrified PA, can’t you?
Never change, Yeezus.
- By Charlotte Warwick
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