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Yeezus Walks! The Kanye West Bible And The Ten Ka-mmandments

It had to happen sooner or later...

Easter is a time of celebration asit marks the resurrection of Jesus Christ as told by the bible.

So it must’vecome as a surprise when a new and revamped version of the holy book, aptly named,‘The Book Of Yeezus’ appeared online.

That’s right, three brothers have gone the extra mile in Kanye West worship byrecreatinga version of the bible, whichreplacesall mentions of ‘God’ with ‘Kanye’ or ‘Yeezus’.

The book, which is available on Etsyfor $20, was dreamed up by its creators as a novelty coffee table read to celebratethe ‘I Am A God’ rapper, fashion designer and musical mastermind,who manystillbelieve launchedPaul McCartney's career.

Shedding light on all the blasphemy, the book'sproductdescription reads:

"Each generation champions a superstar, so consistently relevant that they come to accompany that generation through its evolution, being a part of and ultimately shaping its identity.

"Such past icons have been the likes of Frank Sinatra, Marilyn Monroe, John Lennon, or Michael Jackson. For this generation, Generation Y, Kanye West is not only its greatest spectacle, but in some senses, a spiritual figure."

Kim Kardashian is yet to confirm the number of copies she’s ordered, or if Daddy can expect a personalised copy from North West this Father’s Day, but we’re in love with the idea all the same.

[related]With that in mind, here are Ten Commandments or rather ‘Ka-mmandments’ we'd like to see feature in this biographical account of the 'Jesus Walks' star...

TEN YEEZY KA-MMANDMENTS:

1. Thou Shall Name Their Children After Directions On A Compass
2. Thou Shall Not Use The Yeezus Name In Vein
3. Thou Shall Only Wear Only Balmain, Givenchy, Valentino Or Equivalent
4. Thou Shall Not Bleep Any Subsequent TV Performance Of ‘All Day’
5. Thou Shall Admit Beyoncé Had ‘One Of The Best Videos Of All Time’
6. Thou Shall Respect Beck And Taylor Swift’s Contribution To Music
7. Thou Shall Admire Kim Kardashian’s Naked Body
8. Thou Shall Always Tweet In Capital Letters
9. Thou Shall Not Leak New Album, So Help Me God
10. Thou Shall Bow Before Me At Glastonbury On June 27 – Judgement Day

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