Kylie got herself down to Milan fashion week yesterday, feline fine, in a leopard print dress.

She was attending her mates Dolce & Gabbanas runway show and told MTV crews she was there to get inspiration for her forthcoming tour outfits.

But while Kyles looked fresh as a daisy, pics of Beyonce in todays tabs tell a different story.

The usually 100 per cent composed and coiffeured croonette has been papped looking either extremely tired, or sozzled out of her mind, in the back of a Roller after Jay-Zs big Royal Albert Hall party on Wednesday night.

Well, what do you expect with renowned party animals Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow turning up at the same do?

Madonna will be celebrating today " shes just bagged the Guinness world record for Highest Annual Earnings By A Female Singer, knocking Britney off her perch.

Maybe she can open that fat purse and send Ms Spears a baby basket just to say no hard feelings

And finally, according to US website radaronline.com Britney has become her very own publicity machine " thats right shes ditched her PR woman and started negotiating her own magazine deals.

Doesnt sound like shes done too badly so far either " the site reports that Im-no-bird-brain Britters has inked a mega-money deal with US mag People to publish the first pics of her interestingly named new tot, Sutton Pierce.

Sounds painful, but no doubt the cash'll make up for it.

'SLJ'