Lindsay Lohan Vs. Kate Moss: Who Would Win In A Fight?
The ladies are rumoured to be doing battle over Kate’s hubby, The Kills’ Jamie Hince, but which one of them would win in a Celebrity Deathmatch?
By Jennifer Lynn
A source told The Sun, “Lindsay and Kate had a huge row at the Chiltern Firehouse. People around them noticed it was going on.
“Kate wasn’t happy when Lindsay arrived in the UK. There’s no love lost between them and she knew they’d bump into each other eventually as they’re both out on the town so much.”
So now we know Mossy doesn’t like to share, we gotta ask the question, “Who would win in a game of Celebrity Deathmatch?” You’re about to find out…
Round 1: Musical Prowess
With two studio albums to her name, plus three soundtracks, LiLo’s leading the pack for quantity alone. Her debut non-promo single was called Rumours, of which she’s been subject to plenty, and it peaked at number four in the charts… In the Ukraine.
Meanwhile La Moss featured on several Oasis tracks, leant her vocals to Primal Scream’s Some Velvet Morning and Babyshambles’ La Belle Et La Bete, and has starred in a whole host of music videos. Her most notable appearance? As a pole dancer in The White Stripes’ video for I Just Don’t Know What To Do With Myself.
Kate 1, Lindsay 0.
Round 2: Playmate Power
Lindsay covered Playboy’s January/February 2011 issue. Kate covered Playboy’s January/February 2014 60th Anniversary issue. LiLo straddled a bunny chair. Kate wore bunny ears and a tail. It’s a tough one to call, with Lindsay going all Marilyn and Kate being all… Well, Kate, but we think Lohan has it.
Kate 1, Lindsay 1.
Round 3: Vogue. Strike A Pose.
For LiLo, just one Vogue cover, for the Spanish edition in 2009. For Mossy, 35 Vogue covers, most recently British Vogue’s May issue. Did we mention she’s also contributing fashion editor for the magazine?
Kate 2, Lindsay 1.
Round 4: The Hince Factor
Wondering how Lindsay even KNOWS Jamie Hince? Well, back in December she shared pictures on Instagram of herself in the studio, hashtagged “#jamiehince” and “#studiotime”. We’re still waiting on a killer collab from the pair, though without Kate’s blessing we’re not sure it’ll ever see the light of day, as she’s been Mrs Hince since she married the rocker in July 2011. So, we’re sorry Lindz, but Moss wins! Nobody messes with the Queen and gets away with it.
Kate 3, Lindsay 1. All hail Kate the Great.