Moss is Chavin' A Laugh

Kate Moss trod the boards for a Comic Relief Little Britain special in London last night - decked out as Vicky Pollard's twin sister.

After explaining she was the "pretty one", Vicki - the ginger haired, sprog-popping chav - introduced "Katie" on stage at the Hammersmith Apollo. And it was a sight to behold.

Dressed in blue tracksuit jacket, dripping in goldie-looking chains, with baggy leggings and a chav trademark scrunchie in her hair, Kate drawled: "I'm the easy one. Total slag. I'm anybody's for a packet of Quavers."

And after indulging in a bit of sisterly banter with Vicky, and helping her push her pram of five babies, Kate then told the audience, "I'm off on the rob".

As a parting shot to the model, Vicky shouted, "Lose some weight you fat b*tch".

Heaps of celebrity guests turned out to see the show including Mossy's rumoured ex, Russell Brand and Jonathan Ross, but we want to know what Pete (the 'new face of Marmite') made of it all...

SLJ