Katie Hopkins Thinks Zayn Malik Is In 'Freefall' And Will Soon Be Running Around The M25 Naked
BECAUSE THAT MAKES TOTAL SENSE.
Katie Hopkins simply cannot sleep at night unless she's had her say on absolutely everything ever mentioned, ever.
“He quit the biggest boyband on the planet in order to save his relationship with his fiancée, Perrie. Simon Cowell and his record label Syco dumped Zayn as a solo artist. And just to square a perfect circle, Zayn has dumped Perrie,” she wrote for the Sun.
“He is in freefall. I’m no psychic, but if we don’t in the very near future see pictures of Zayn naked and bloated, running barefoot round the M25 with an electric toothbrush up his bottom and crying for his mum, I’ll eat my hat.”
But the Zquad won't be taking these comments to heart, as it's obvious how well Zayn's doing since the split having just signed a new record deal as a solo artist.
We're just going to ignore the whole toothbrush up the bum comment.