Katy Perry 'Splits From John Mayer' For The Fourth Time And We're Kind Of Over It

These two are worse than Ross and Rachel!

Friday, July 24, 2015 - 13:12

Katy Perry and John Mayer have reportedly split for the fourth time. Yes, fourth.

The couple, who clearly can't actually make their minds up as to whether they like each other, are said to have called quits on their complicated relationship after spending the July Fourth holiday together in Chicago.

They relit the Kahn/Joty (none of those work, we're sorry) fire back in January, but it would seem their 7 month stint just wasn't meant to be.

The duo first got together back in 2009, and even released a PDA-heavy duet called Who You Love in 2013.

But John is no stranger to being the talk of the Hollywood dating scene, having previously been spotted with Jennifer Aniston, Taylor Swift, Jessica Simpson, Jennifer Love Hewitt and Minka Kelly.

Here's hoping to there not being a fifth, sixth and seventh break-up between these two.

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Sipping on Rosé
Silver Lake sun coming up all lazy (this is how we do)
Slow cooking pancakes for my boy
Still up, still fresh as a daisy
Playing ping pong all night long
Everything's all neon and hazy (this is how we do)
Chanel this, Chanel that
Hell yeah, all my girls vintage Chanel, baby

It's no big deal
It's no big deal
It's no big deal
This is no big deal

This is how we do, yeah
Chilling, laid-back, straight stunting
Yeah, we do it like that
This is how we do, do-do-do-do
This is how we do
This is how we do, yeah
Chilling, laid-back, straight stunting
Yeah, we do it like that
This is how we do, do-do-do-do
This is how we do

Big hoops, and maroon lips
My clique hopping in my Maserati (this is how we...)
Santa Barbara-chic at La Super Rica
Grabbing tacos, checking out hotties
Now we talkin' astrology
Getting our nails did all Japanese-y (this is how we do)
Day drinking at the Wildcat
Sucking real bad at Mariah Carey-oke

It's no big deal
It's no big deal, uh-uh
It's no big deal
This is no big deal

This is how we do, yeah
Chilling, laid-back, straight stunting
Yeah, we do it like that
This is how we do, do-do-do-do
This is how we do
This is how we do, yeah
Chilling, laid-back, straight stunting
Yeah, we do it like that
This is how we do, do-do-do-do
This is how we do

This one goes out to ladies
At breakfast in last night's dress
(It's how we do, straight stunting like that)
Uh-huh, I see you
Yo, this goes out to all you kids
That still have their cars at the club valet
And it's Tuesday
(It's how we do, straight stunting like that)
Yo, shoutout to all you kids
Buying bottle service with your rent money!
Respect!

This is how we do, yeah
Chilling, laid-back, straight stunting
Yeah, we do it like that
This is how we do, do-do-do-do
This is how we do
This is how we do, yeah
Chilling, laid-back, straight stunting
Yeah, we do it like that
This is how we do, do-do-do-do
This is how we do

(This is how we do)
This goes out to all you people
Going to bed with a 10, and waking up with a 2
(This is how we do)
Ha, not me!

This is how we do, yeah
Chilling, laid-back, straight stunting
Yeah, we do it like that
This is how we do, do-do-do-do
What? Wait
No no no no, bring the beat back
That's right
This is how we do
Uh-oh
This is how we do
Uh-oh

Writer(s): Katheryn Elizabeth Hudson, Martin Max Sandberg, Klas Ahlund Lyrics powered by www.musixmatch.com