How To Do Christmas Exactly Like The Kardashian Klan
Merry Chrimblebob dolls!
It’s Christmas and the Kardashians have already gifted us so much. A holiday special, filmed in October (you guys), twenty five whole days of sneak peeks at their Christmas card, THEIR CHRISTMAS CARD and just general festive spirit. Because no one does December 25th like them.
MERRY KRISTMAS Y’ALL!
But first let us gift you with the times Kylie Jenner proved she's the queen of selfies below...
Play the Kardashian version of secret santa aka White Elephant Gift Exchange
Basically you all pick a number, whoever is the highest gets to pick a gift, the decreasing the numbers the next person opens their gift and can either ‘steal’ someone else’s gift or stick with their own. This happens until number one has the chosen gift of their choice. To make it fair, normally each gift can only be stolen once buuuuut the Klan don’t play it like that lols.
Have a 20 foot tree designed by a professional artistic director
Believe us babes, that’s what our sister thinks she is on December 24th.
Or have a forest a la Kris Jenner
Why have one when you can fit three in there? It’s simple math.
Install an ice rink in your garden
...and get an Olympic skater to teach you all OF COURSE.
Put your mate in Santa prosthetics
Kim stole Kris’ Santa for her home so Kris stole her BFF.
Have a themed family card that costs more than most peoples' whole Christmases to shoot...
And debut it piece by piece, one day at a time. Obvs.
Get matching pyjamas
Because do you want to be in the family or nah?
Have a huge Christmas eve party that gets way out of control
And invite your friend Penny Holtin. And a drunk Kris Jennings.
And if you don’t have a photobooth who even are you?
We looked up how much those actual Kardashian-approved ones cost to rent. We wept.
Be super secretive about your theme
Because you must be the Kim of your family and have the best one. Or we might as well cancel Christmas.
And if you have no ideas then steal your siblings
And did Kourtney care? NOPE.
For more joy, take a gander at the most jaw-dropping Insta moments from the Kardashians...