If you think your vagina is happy, think again. Khloe Kardashian must have the most pampered, happy va-jay-jay in the business if her mega grooming and maintenance guide is to be believed…

KoKo’s latest website post, entitled 8 Ways To Keep Your Lady Parts Happy, has given fans a very detailed insight into their idol’s routine.

Every aspect of her vagina is cared for, starting with the pelvic floor. To keep that tight and in shape, Khloe uses fancy glass balls and a sort-of FitBit pelvic crunch tracker. The balls are popped inside the vagina where the challenge is then to keep them there.

She also recommends having a regular Vajacial, like a facial for your lady bits. This will help with in-grown hair (ouch) and down-there blackheads (gross).

Also on the list, a cleansing wash, some probiotic supplements, wipes, Medicine Mama’s VMagic cream and Shaveworks The Cool Fix Lotion.

That’s a LOT of potions, Khlo! Surely just having a regular shower is enough?

It takes us back to 2015 when she spilled the details on having laser hair removal on her bits. Her, Kourtney and Kim are huge fans. Khloe favours a landing strip, Kourt is “boho chic” (bushy?) and Kim is bare down there.

Just in case you were wondering.

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